Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Drunken Pasta with Homemade Tomato Sauce (Post #1,250)

I wanted to make some spaghetti sauce this week, using Lidia Bastianich's very-easy 20 minute pasta sauce. I decided to get creative, and not bother with the usual pasta, but instead go for something a bit different.

Not too long ago, I heard about a somewhat exotic-sounding method of boiling pasta in which you just replace the pasta water with red wine. The end result is a pasta that is fully infused with the flavor and color of red wine. Not only did this method of pasta prep intrigue me, but it also seemed like a good way to use up some of those half-drunk bottles of red wine I had sitting around long enough to not really be drinkable anymore, but not long enough to simply dump out.

This time I just eyeballed it instead of following a specific recipe. I used approximately 1/3 bottle each of Carro Tinto 2006 and Ergi Bikavér (Bulls Blood) 2005, two reds that I had laying around and liked but never got around to finishing (yes, I am a beer person). Also added about 1 cup of water to it to add some volume. I found that it didn't hurt the flavor.

It looks ominous if you don't know it's wine.

I also used half a package of pasta - in this case capellini from Trader Joe's. I boiled the red wine as I would have water for the pasta. I may have boiled it a little longer than I wanted to, as it was a little more than al dente. However, the pasta did not clump as it can occasionally do when boiled in just plain old water if you're not watching (yes, it has happened to me once in a while, when I'm distracted).

Yes, it's red wine pasta.

The flavor was unbelievably tangy and slightly sweet. It paired well with the pasta sauce, which incorporates 1 1/2 cups of the red wine pasta water. However this is a pasta that you can probably just eat without any sauce, in order to get that red wine flavor.

The finished pasta, with the sauce

Monday, March 29, 2010

Because It's Passover

Tonight is the first night of Passover, and from what I understand it's not easy to find things that actually taste good during this hallowed Jewish holiday. But the Pesach culinary landscape is changing, as Menachem Kaiser points out in this article for The Atlantic. For example, Phyllis Glazer makes brownies that are, in fact, kosher for Passover! As she says, they're "Israelicious". Seriously, she said that.



Note: the website where the recipe should be found no longer works. Just follow along with the video or maybe find it at JerusalemOnline.com.

Crazy Bunny Cakes

While doing some grocery shopping tonight at my local Giant, I got inspired to snap a few photos of some Easter cakes. The motif: Easter bunnies. Apparently stunned Easter bunnies who weren't expecting to be incorporated into a cake. The results are, well, interesting.

Owwweee...


Sweet Jesus, get me out of here!

Splat, right into the flower garden!


Photo Issues

I have a few posts entering the pipeline, but Blogger issues prevent me from adding any photos! So I'm waiting for now until i can add them. If it takes too long I;ll just post without the photos, and add them later.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

End of March Musings

March seems to be ending like a half lion-half lamb mutant monster thing. So cold, and yet so pretty. But at least we didn't get snow like they said we might. Please Mother Nature, no more...

A few eating experiences I have had over the past week...

  • I went with Alan & Eric to Iggie's, where we went the night of the Presidential Election a few years ago. I haven't gotten back since, but they have. Still as crowded as ever! I wasn't sure if we were each getting our own pizza or not, so I was eying the Quattro Formaggi (four cheese) for $9 for a small. But we ordered two large pizzas instead. One was the wonderful Alice ($15), a savory mixture of pesto, mozzarella, fresh tomato, garlic, spinach, goat cheese and Parmesan. We also ordered the pizza of the month, La Pecora Nera (didn't catch the price - around $13 I think). This pizza is a mixture of things we don't often see on a pizza in the US: lamb sausage, mozzarella, and roasted potatoes and red peppers. It was an unusual pizza for my tastes but so very delicious, savory and filling. Along with that, the guys each ordered a salad. I regretted not having done this as well, but I did get a taste of the Iggie's salad ($7), featuring pancetta and spinach.
  • The next night, after a busy and tiring day, I decided to head down to the Hippo and the Central again (I find myself going to both places more often these days), but only after grabbing a cheap bite to eat. I decided to try the Stable again, still mindful of being ignored the last time I came in. This time there were just as few customers, but this time I had a great experience. I was quickly seated and handed a menu, and the waiter was very helpful. Although the quesadilla sounded good, I eventually went for the Reuben ($8), which had some of the most tender corned beef I have had on a Reuben in a long time. The chips were a welcome change from the customary French fries that one often gets with a sandwich platter. This was a nice, cheap dinner for my taste, and I didn't even need a doggie bag.
  • In just a bit, I am heading down to Rehoboth! It's just an overnight trip but it should still be a blast! Along the way - in fact, directly along the way there is a Sonic Drive-In. I just can't wait for the ones opening up in Ellicott City and Lansdowne later this year, so I must stop along the way. Fried pickles and tater tots, here I come!

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Because It's Maryland Day!

It was 376 years ago today - March 25, 1634 - that English colonists on the Ark and the Dove sailed up the Potomac River and landed on St. Clement's Island. There they and the Yaocomaco Indians met for the first time, and the English colonies' first and only Catholic colony was set up, with its capital at what would become St. Mary's City. I would embed a video about the founding of the Maryland colony and the archaeology of Saint Mary's City, made by St. Mary's College of Maryland, but the bastards disabled embedding.

To celebrate, you could go out for Murlin crabs, hons. But since they're not really in season, you'll just have to fantasize about it. Here's a helpful primer from the Crab Claw Restaurant, across the bay in St. Michael's, for anyone outside the confines of the Chesapeake Bay (yes, that includes Virginia - they know how to break a crab too), to help those poor souls in eating that most quintessential segment of Maryland and Chesapeake cuisine: the steamed crab.



Honestly, I just yanked off the smaller legs, but I admit that it sure looks easier to cut them off. Watch the guy demonstrate how not to break open a crab. I got a chuckle. Must be from New York or Kentucky or some other place where those unfortunate souls just don't have that much exposure to Chesapeake Bay blue crabs. I mean, how else will you know?

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

How I learned to stop worrying and love the chili

This from the Associated Press: the Indian military plans to use the bhut jolokia ("ghost chili") - the world's hottest chili pepper - as a weapon. For comparison's sake:

  • the jalapeño chili wimps out at a mere 8,000 Scoville units.
  • Tabasco sauce tops out at an anemic 50,000 Scovilles.
  • The mighty habanero, long feared by me and almost anyone else who values his or her mouth, registers at a mere 350,000 at the max (typically only 100,000).
  • And the bhut jolokia? About 1,000,000 Scovilles. That's anywhere from 3 to 10 times as intense as any habanero you might pick up at your local supermarket.
  • Very very few things are hotter than the bhut jolokia, but nothing that you'd deliberately put in your mouth: pepper spray is about 5,000,000 Scovilles - about 5 times as hot as the bhut jolokia. But you're not going to eat that.
I just love the photo that's circulating with the AP story, taken in 2007 by Manish Swarup:

Gotta have chilis!

Perhaps this gentleman, identified as farmer Digonta Saikia from Assam state, India, can take the heat. As for me? Um, I'll get back to you on that.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Food Ethnography on a Budget: Allergen-Free III: Crumb Cake

My success at allergen-free baking is continuing, as I made what has to be my favorite dish so far from Cybele Pascal's Allergen-Free Baker's Handbook. This dessert, in the book's muffin and coffee cake section, is an amazing crumb cake that achieves the feat of tasting extremely buttery, without a drop of butter.

The dish: Allergen-Free Crumb Cake


As with all of these recipes, there is a wide variety of ingredients I had to incorporate. The good news is that I already had most of them on hand, thanks to the previous recipes for this project. I only had to make a few extra purchases for this project:

  • The one unique ingredient I needed was apple cider vinegar (99 cents). This was used to moisten the cake. My guess is that this mixed with the coconut milk yogurt that is in this recipe to create the buttery taste.
  • I needed a cup of coconut milk yogurt. I just assumed I had enough, until I scooped out the last 1/2 cup from my tub of So Delicious plain coconut milk yogurt. Yes, I needed to race out to get some more, another $3. By the way, I found out later that it's cheaper at Towson's Health Concern by half a dollar.
  • I also needed to load up again on vanilla, $4 for the McCormick brand.
Before committing yourself to this recipe, you must chill a quarter cup of shortening in the fridge. This takes the place of the butter in the crumb topping. You need to cut it with flour and brown sugar. This part is easy enough, though a pastry blender would've been quite useful.

Good and crumbly

The cake part of this crumb cake wasn't terribly different from baking a normal cake except for the allergen-free ingredients, so I won't go into too much detail about how to bake this cake. It was complicated only due to the many things I had to do: mix the egg replacer and rice milk. Mix the coconut milk yogurt and apple cider vinegar. Mix the shortening, flour and liquid ingredients. The only technical problem I had was to bake it for about 15 minutes beyond the 55 listed in the recipe. This was only due to the use of an 8" square pan instead of a 9" one, leading to a thicker cake.

The end result was just what Pascal suggested it would be: an astoundingly moist and buttery crumb cake whose strange brown rice flour flavor was once again overpowered by the butteriness of the yogurt and cider, and the sweetness and crumbliness of the brown sugar. This is a recipe, even more than those delicious brownies that are still moist and delicious after a week (birthday cake and buttermilk π kept me from finishing them yet and I can only eat so much in sweets in one day). This crumb cake is a definite addition to my baking repertoire.

The end result, half-finished because I couldn't wait the extra minute to take the photo

There are still recipes I want to try from Pascal's book. This is a cookbook I may have to add to my collection, since the Baltimore County Public Library is only letting me borrow it. Again, I have no real allergies beyond a mild one to walnuts. But with several persons with autism in my own family, and many family members with Crohn's and colitis-related maladies, recipes that are light on the gluten and other allergens could be helpful. The bread doughs and pizza crust alone are worth the extra time spent with this book, which has given me a very useful insight into what an allergen-free lifestyle can be like.

Monday, March 22, 2010

These are probably the worst pies in London!

Because it's Stephen Sondheim's 80th birthday today! It's not a national gay holiday, but it should be.

Here, Len Cariou's Sweeney Todd suffers the worst pies in London, care of Angela Lansbury's Mrs. Lovett.

A Bacon-y Colcannon


When reading Tyler Florence's interpretation of his aforeposted video on how to make colcannon, I decided to try and make it myself, using steamed potatoes, cabbage, scallions, "bacon," milk and butter. Lots of butter. That was the plan last week, but again, stuff happens. I tried to follow the video (and the recipe more or less follows it), but I had one or two changes:

  • I halved the recipe at least.
  • The recipe calls for a one pound piece of ham or bacon. All I had was Gwaltney bacon. I fried up five pieces in butter (isn't your left arm hurting now?), and threw in a chopped up shallot. About 4 1/2 pieces wound up in the colcannon. This is not what the recipe calls for, but I like this bacon-infused colcannon nonetheless.
  • I tried to steam the potatoes, but with no steamer pot I was left with either a bamboo steamer - into which my potatoes would not fit - or a colander over boiling water - which did not work to well. I still had to nuke the potatoes in their jackets for a few minutes to get them to a mashable consistency.
  • I put in a little cream in place of the milk.

In the end, I ended up with something that my ancestors probably would have been too poor to make, but is fairly typical Irish cuisine today. Only with bacon as Americans know it.

Friday, March 19, 2010

The Baltimore Snacker is, yes, now on Facebook

This blog now has a Facebook fan page!

I feel as if I'm now in league with the devil. But no, it's Facebook. Those of you who are much more familiar with Facebook may have to talk me through this. I am good with tech but when it comes to this I am an absolute Luddite. I will be joining the Baltimore Food Bloggers page when I figure out how to!

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Because It's St. Patrick's Day

A recipe for that most traditionally Irish of potato recipes, colcannon, courtesy of our main man, Tyler Florence.

From Dogwood to Kumari: Birthday Weekend Blowout!

Monday was my thirty-somethingth birthday.* And I ate. And I ate. And now I feel like I'm starting my new year of life with a few extra pounds (note to self: look into Towson's alumni gym membership, which is relatively cheaper than the local gyms). I have to say I had good meals all around! I don't eat out that often anymore, so I was playing catch up. But half of these meals were gifts, so it kind of evened out. A few tidbits about the tidbits I bit:

Chiu's Sushi (Harbor East)

Cathy and I went here on Friday for sashimi. A few years ago Chiu's was her first taste of sushi, and she never looked back.


Their deluxe sashimi plate ($25) is loaded with salmon, tuna and yellowtail. But unlike most deluxe sashimi plates, that's all it had. Still luscious but not as much variety as I have gotten used to in a sashimi plate. There is more variety in a larger sushi-sashimi boat, but that would have provided too much food for us to finish. We accompanied that with two of their current special rolls, the Pretty Angel Roll and the Osaka Roll. My favorite roll was covered in crab meat and red and white tobiko, with tempura flakes inside. I should've noted which was which. I think the one I am describing was the Pretty Angel Roll. I paired that with a nice cold 300 mL bottle of Hakushika sake. Cathy tells me I said some embarrassing stuff in the elevator in the parking garage. I guess she can't take me anywhere after I down a bottle of sake.


And as usual, we each finished our meals with a generous helping of tempura ice cream.

Chiu's Sushi on Urbanspoon

Dogwood Restaurant (Hampden)

The following night I went out with friends to the new and improved Dogwood Restaurant. It had been a while since I was there. Dogwood did not fail to amaze me the first time I went, way before their remodeling, but they impressed me more this time. The guys told to me to get what I wanted. I still try to restrain myself in these situations, but I did get some great food, not to mention the Phoenix cocktail ($9), a fizzy and smooth Prosecco-based cocktail that kept me quite happy for much of the evening.

I started off my meal with the Dogwood Baked Oysters ($16), though that big roasted head of garlic ($4) did intrigue me. The oysters - stuffed with such treats like lump crabmeat, spinach, fennel and parmigiano-reggiano (or "reggianito") - were plump and juicy, and went all too fast. As bold as some of these flavors tend to be, they still managed to take a backseat to the oyster (as they should).


While Eric and Alan each went for delicious red meat dishes (hey, it's not a frequent thing for them), I ordered the special stuffed bronzini (I don't know what it cost - I didn't pay, I didn't ask). Both Eric and our waitress recommended this highly and I am glad I took their advice. This meaty, tender Mediterranean fish was served whole, stuffed with all manner of goodies: bread, olives, tomato, onions, and green beans. The flavors blended together wonderfully in this dish. It held up as leftovers the next day, when I got into the head. I don't eat many fish heads so I was not sure what all was edible and what was not.


Eric got this lovely 12 oz. beef tenderloin ($23). I didn't try it but he liked it. I did get a taste of the celery root-sweet potato gratin. I didn't realize the two flavors melded together so well.


Alan got this big ol' New York strip ($31). He was quite pleased with it.

Dogwood Restaurant on Urbanspoon

Ledo's Pizza (Locust Point)

On Sunday night I went to Ledo's Pizza with quite a few of the guys in the chorus I sing in. It was just a nice meal after rehearsal. I ordered the fried calamari ($5), a little rubbery but still worth ordering again. I was pleasantly surprised with the waffle fries, sprinkled with a dash of Old Bay. It came with a not terribly spicy dipping sauce. My main course was their small (personal-size) Hawaiian pizza ($6.50). The ham was juicy and the pineapple wasn't too juicy (both pluses). The thin crust on this square pizza was flaky, not soggy or rubbery on the edges like it is in many chains.

Ledo Pizza and Pasta on Urbanspoon

Kumari (Mount Vernon)

Monday night I visited my family for two egg yellow cake (a classic from our Sunbeam stand mixer cookbook from 1950) with chocolate buttercream frosting. Then on the way home, it was a brief stop in the Grand Central for a beer. I wasn't going to stop for dinner, but I figured it was my birthday. So why not? I initially headed down to the Mount Vernon Stable, whose service I have found to be wonderful on some nights and unkind on others. Despite there only being four customers in the restaurant, the staff still couldn't be bothered to at least say "We'll be with you in a minute", so up to Kumari it was. They had no customers, and greeted me immediately.

I keep forgetting how good the food is at Kumari. I was pleasantly reminded the other night. I kept it simple, and just ordered a main dish. First they gave me a complimentary papadum with a three-chutney sampler of, which they seemed all too eager to clear out of my way (I like the chutneys. Why do you want to take them away?). The onion chutney was my favorite, though their tamarind chutney was deeper and thicker than most I have had, which tend to be thin and runny. It was actually a little smoky, if tamarind chutneys can be.


My main dish was the Nepali Bhojan ($16). This is their non-vegetarian "typical Nepalese everyday meal" (I had their vegetarian dahl bhat set on a previous visit a while back). I can't identify everything on the platter, and I didn't get a chance to copy it from the menu (the online menu is a bit briefer) but it was all good. One favorite items include the soft and extremely buttery naan. I used it for dipping into everything, including the chutneys, which it seemed I had to almost wrest from the waiters who wanted to just clear it out of my way. Other highlights of the meal include the juicy and somewhat spicy lamb curry and a filling bowl of dahl. Their potato pickle is not a typical pickle, as it isn't a pickled raw vegetable. Instead, it's a tasty cooked potato in what I think is Nepalese pickling spices. It's not what you would normally expect in a pickle.

Kumari on Urbanspoon

That's it for my birthday weekend. I've eaten out too much these past few days and it's time to stay in for a while and fix some food.

* If you missed it on Twitter then I'm not telling.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Because It's National Pi Day

I made a Buttermilk Pi:


And I made it completely from scratch, using Alton Brown's pie crust recipe, a buttermilk pie recipe posted by Natalie Moore on the NPR website (originally posted in the Southern Living cookbook Country Cooking from 1974), and a Pyrex pie plate with a circumference of about 28.274 inches and an area (at the opening) of about 63.617 square inches. It's up to you to figure out the diameter of the pie plate.

Also to celebrate this most circular of days, the unofficial theme song of the holiday, by the "geek rock" group Hard N' Phirm.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Food Ethnography on a Budget: Allergen-Free II: Fudge Brownies

My first foray into gluten-/dairy-/soy-/nut-free cooking did not turn out so well. I shared the allergen-free cake I made with that super-gritty Arrowhead Mills brown rice flour with my family. Nobody liked it, and my family LOVES cake. I also realized that another part of it is that we are just not used to the taste of brown rice flour. I mean, for people who eat things made from wheat flour all the time and aren't used to brown rice flour, it just tastes odd. That's not a fault of Cybele Pascal's recipe at all. It's just the product I purchased. And again, she warned her readers not to use the Arrowhead Mills stuff.

But I persevered, and my next recipe turned out much better, if I do say so myself. My next project took me into the wide, wonderful world of allergen-free brownies.

Yes, I admit: unlike most cakes, which I can rarely stomach from a box, I have never made a brownie from scratch. It's always been a box mix. So this bit of the food ethnography is not only my first allergen-free brownie from scratch, but it's my first brownie from scratch at all.

The dish: Allergen-Free Fudge Brownies

In her Allergen-Free Baker's Handbook, Pascal prefaces this recipe with a confession:

...allergen-free, gluten-free brownies were a bit like the Holy Grail... A chewy, moist brownie with a nice, crusty glossy top remained elusive. Until now, that is. (Pascal, p. 86)
In retrospect, she did exactly that: a perfect brownie for anyone who is allergic to just about anything that would normally go into a brownie, save chocolate and sugar. All the chocolate and sugar are real.

For this dish, the first thing I had to do was buy an edible brown rice flour. So out went any remnants of Arrowhead Mills (I HATE wasting food), and in came a much finer bag of Bob's Red Mill. Just tasting the plain flour by itself I could feel the difference. And I mis-remembered the price, because the bag of Bob's Red Mill was actually a few cents cheaper. But it was also a little smaller. As for Arrowhead Mills: I'm sure they make many good flours, but their brown rice flour is not among them.


Pascal's fudge brownie recipe (it's in the "Cookie" chapter of her handbook) uses most of the ingredients from the yellow cake, so there were very few things I needed to buy new - this alone save me a good bit of money that was not saved the last time. However, other than the flour ($3.50) I ended up completely using all or almost all of the things I bought for the brownies:
  • The unsweetened baker's chocolate ($5) was fairly easy to find. I went with a box from Baker's.
  • The soy-free chocolate chips ($5) were much, much more elusive. Pascal suggests Whole Foods for many ingredients, so I went there for the chips. There were lots of varieties of vegan chocolate chips. But every single one - I mean every single one - used soy as an emulsifier. Dejected, I headed to the Health Concern in Towson. I still had to hunt for them among the many bags of soy-filled chocolate chips, but I did find soy-free chocolate chips made by Enjoy Life. Even better, it said right on the bag that the chips were made in a facility dedicated to allergen-free products. They are a tiny little chocolate chip, and I actually found this chip to be much more intensely chocolaty than others I am used to eating. But again, I had to use almost the whole bag for this recipe.
  • The one final ingredient I had to use was puréed prunes. Pascal specifically recommends baby food. I've never used baby food in a recipe before, but it isn't that absurd, really. All it is, is the pure, puréed ingredient. I needed about 10 ounces of baby food, and I used Gerber nifty little 2.5 ounce single-serve containers, bundled into packs of two ($1 each, for a total of $2). This is the first time I have eaten anything with the Gerber label on it since the mid 1970's.
I greased an 8" square pan - a slight problem, since the recipe calls for the pan to be 9" square - and set to melting the shortening and baker's chocolate in the microwave, a minute at a time. In went the sugar, baby food and vanilla, which created a sort of fudge that eagerly wrapped itself around my beaters, and hardly stuck to the bowl.


I was almost tempted to just eat it as is, but there were brownies to be made. Whisk together xanthan gum, baking powder and the flour mixture (again, potato starch, tapioca flour and the new brown rice flour) and add to the fudge in batches, and then add those chocolate chips before smoothing out in the pan.

Pascal recommends you leave the brownies in for 55 minutes. Again, this is for a 9" square pan. But I only have 8" square pans, and wasn't going to spend extra money on a larger one. This presented a challenge or two. For one, it made for a brownie that was much thicker than the ones in the photos in Pascal's book. For another, it increased the baking time. After the requisite 55 minutes, I had a pan of half-baked brownie goop. I am the kind of person who has to eat at least one brownie hot out of the oven. Yes, I know they are much softer when you do that, but that's just what I do. But these brownies were much goopier than most are out of the oven. So back in they went. In all, I left them in for an additional 30 minutes, after which they turned out much better when they cooled down.

In the end, I was quite impressed both with myself, for successfully interpreting this recipe and adapting it to a different pan as needed, and with Pascal's recipe, for creating a beautiful brownie that truly mimics a glutenous brownie with butter and milk and eggs (NB: no eggs or Egg Replacer in this recipe). Two things I expected to taste strongly were the brown rice flour, which I hardly noticed, and the baby food prune purée, which I didn't taste at all. It never dawned on me how well prunes blend in with chocolate to make them somehow taste more chocolaty! My family was also much more impressed with these brownies than with that cake. I would make these brownies again, and I can digest gluten like nobody's business.

Now don't you want one, too?

Next up: at least one more foray into the wide, wonderful world of allergen-free baking, including a most buttery recipe absent of any and all butter or butter substitutes.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Tidbits...

1. Rice milk really doesn't taste all that bad straight up.

2. National Pi Day is coming up. What will you bake to commemorate it? Better not be some damn cake. If you're at the Maryland Science Center on 3/14 (get it? 3? 14?), you could take part in a pie eating contest, with pies courtesy of Morton's Steakhouse. Here's the press release I was sent (H/T - Todd Scott):

Parents should round up their kids, take a digression from their usual weekend plans, and find the best root to Baltimore’s Inner Harbor on Sunday, March 14 when the Maryland Science Center will host its annual Pi Day celebration in honor of π, the mathematical symbol for the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter.

Visitors can participate in multiple activities including a pie-eating contest with Key Lime pies donated by Morton’s The Steakhouse, a hula-hoop endurance challenge, (because it’s a circle!) and show off their Pi memorization skills in a fun competition, and listen to Pi related music all day.

All events are free with paid admission to the Maryland Science Center . The Maryland Science Center is located at 601 Light Street at Baltimore ’s Inner Harbor . For information and ticket prices, visit www.marylandsciencecenter.org or call the 24-Hour Information Line at 410-685-5225.

Round up? Oy.

3. Liz at McCormick & Schmick's emailed me some info about an event that celebrates crabs both in and outside the Chesapeake. As she told me:
The special menu ends at the end of April!McCormick & Schmick’s is giving guests the opportunity to “Discover America’s Crab” with a special menu showcasing several varieties and preparation styles for crab. With everything from Regional Crab Cakes to King Crab Legs to Lobster Ravioli Topped with Blue Crab on the menu, there’s something to please every palate.
The special menu runs through the end of April!

4. The Sun Plus has a new story up about the whoopie pie, that classic Yankee dessert that's finally found its way across the Mason-Dixon Line for good. Author Jill Rosen talks about some local businesses that deal in whoopie pie goodness, and argues that Baltimore, surprisingly, is the unassuming epicenter of a whoopie pie renaissance. That's ironic, since Baltimore to me has always seemed like more of a moon pie town. She did email me about the story, due to my own recent post on the topic, but I think I got back to her way too late to be helpful (sorry!!!). Since I don't know too much about whoopie pies beyond what I wrote here, I probably wouldn't have been much help anyway. Regardless, here's her story! I'll be using it to find some more whoopie pies in the area, plus a recipe.

5. This weekend my birthday is coming up. I don't want to think about it, but I want cake. Can I have the cake without the turning older?

Sunday, March 07, 2010

Food Ethnography on a Budget: Allergen-Free I: Classic Yellow Cake with Velvet Frosting

It's been quite a while since I've ventured into the kitchen specifically for the purpose of my food ethnography. I've been quite busy with the start of the semester and, as everyone from new York City to Raleigh to Charleston, WV, will understand, I've been even busier shoveling snow. So I have not had much time to concern myself with ciorbăs or banana wines and such. But even as I have new ideas for projects, I now have the time to ease my way back into kitchen anthropology. Now there's a new turn of phrase.

Sorry, the next paragraph gets somewhat science-y, but it'll end soon.

An ethnography, as any anthropologist or sociologist will tell you, is the study of a culture. But cultures don't have to be related to country, ethnicity or geography. They can be any "subculture" - for example, the Baltimore blogging community, in part because we share some of the same norms - ideas about blogging, subjects (in this case, things related to Baltimore). I could go into the science of ethnography, but you came here for food, not a social science lesson.

I went through that mini-anthropology lesson to explain the subject for my next food ethnography. It isn't an ethnic group or a national cuisine, but a community tied together by a way of eating. A way of eating that most of us, fortunately, do not share.

Food Ethnography: Allergen-Free Community
Located: Everywhere
Number of persons living with food allergies in the US: about 12,000,000 *
Number of emergency room visits in the US: about 30,000 per year, with about 200 deaths per year *
Some common allergens: gluten and wheat, milk, eggs, soy, peanuts, tree nuts, sesame, shellfish, seafood
Some common ingredients: gluten-free flours, xanthan gum, non-dairy non-soy replacements for milk, butter and yogurt, sunflower butter, egg replacer
Number of allergen-free restaurants in the Baltimore area: 0, though there are many stores where one can find ingredients for an allergen-free kitchen, such as Whole Foods and most natural food markets.
Number of allergen-free restaurants in the DC area: 0, but see above
Kind of like: vegan cuisine (from a baking perspective at least), but even stricter
* source of statistics from sources quoted by Wikipedia, "Food Allergy"

Though I am quite happy to have no serious food allergies (just a minor allergy to walnuts), I was interested in seeing how foodies with food allergies eat. One enticing cookbook for this project comes from Cybele Pascal, whose Allergen-Free Baker's Handbook has become the source for at least this part of my current food ethnography. Robert Eitches, who contributes a foreward to Pascal's cookbook, points out that food allergies are, disturbingly, on the rise:

The nation has seen a mysterious rise since the 1990s in the number of children with food allergies, now estimated to be three million, or one in every twenty-five children. In the past decade alone, the prevalence has increased by 18 percent. (Eitches, in Pascal pp. vii-viii)
Michael Pollan kept popping up in my head as I read on, as it became clear that the increased processing of food is at least one culprit.

Out of most allergen-free cooking, baking seems to me to be the most difficult to do, because it is so dependent upon butter, milk and eggs, and often uses ingredients that incorporate tree nuts and soy by-products. So this is the basis for this food ethnography: not just allergen-free foods, but allergen-free baked goods. My "Bible" for this project: Cybele Pascal's abovementioned cookbook.

The whole basis of baking for people with allergies is baking with none of the following:
  • milk or dairy, including butter (NOOOOOOOOO!)
  • eggs
  • wheat and gluten - it ALL must go
  • soy, too - nothing related to soy, soybean or tofu in any way
  • anything related to peanuts or tree nuts (this does not include coconut, though a very small handful of people will be allergic to those)
  • sesame
Certainly, few people have all of these food allergies at the same time. Many people are simply lactose intolerant (that would be the majority of humans, by the way). Many others suffer from celiac disease, making them very sick upon contact with wheat or gluten or anything containing them (gasp! no beer!).

You might think "Well, why not just go vegan? Problem solved!" Not so fast: there is nothing inherently non-vegan in wheat or gluten in and of themselves. It's just that most things that contain them also contain animal products. Plus, if you have an allergy to peanuts, tree nuts or - GASP! - soy, you can kiss the peanut butter, the walnuts, macadamias, pecan pies and anything and everything containing tofu goodbye. To live with all these allergies, one has to live with a diet that to me seems far more restrictive than that of your average vegan.

That said, it's definitely possible to eat well, even to bake well, on a diet free of all the things I've mentioned above. But if you also have a shellfish allergy on top of everything else, you can probably scratch Maryland crabcakes off the menu, since pretty much everything inside is an allergen for those with lots of food allergies. And if the day comes when I can no longer eat Maryland crab cakes... Well, I'm only speaking for myself here, but just shoot me.

Note: this allergen-free baking is not exactly budget-friendly, unless you don't do a whole lot of it. There are a few extra ingredients that cost a good bit of money, relatively speaking. But on the plus-side, unless you plan to bake a lot, most of those ingredients may last you a while. That $9 bottle of xanthan gum, for example, would probably last a regular allergen-free baker for a few months, which ain't bad. It's probably going to last me a few years, which is even better.

The dish: Allergen-Free Classic Yellow Cake with Allergen-Free Velvet Frosting

To find allergen-free baking ingredients on a budget, you pretty much have to shop around. Some will be surprisingly close, even surprisingly cheap. But other essential goods will not. To make a simple yellow cake - Pascal's recipe for the classic version, which looks a lot less yellow before going into the oven than coming out - you will need the following ingredients that most allergen-proof bakers don't have on hand. Except me, because now I do:


Instead of Wheat- and Gluten-Filled Flours -there are many flours that have no gluten in them - rice flour, millet flour, quinoa flour, potato flour, tapioca flour, etc. The problem is that you can't really bake by simply replacing wheat flour with any one of these unless you really don't want it to turn out. Instead, you must mix and match some flours together. After much trial and error, Pascal came up with a flour mix that she likes for most of her baking: 4 cups superfine brown rice flour, 1 1/3 cups potato starch (she is adamant that it be potato starch, not flour), and 2/3 cup tapioca starch/flour (these are interchangeable).

After doing a little math, I figured out the ratio: 12 parts superfine brown rice flour to 4 parts potato starch to 2 parts tapioca starch/flour. While any brand of tapioca or potato starch will do, she recommends Authentic Foods superfine brown rice flour, or if that cannot be found then use Bob's Red Mill or Ener-G. She advises against Arrowhead Mills' brand, which is too gritty for her tastes. I couldn't find anything called "superfine brown rice flour" so I settled for the regular kind. Being on a budget, I did in fact go with Arrowhead Mills' brown rice flour. She was right: it was a bit gritty. But at $3.50 per bag, I had to settle. I paired that with Ener-G's potato starch (about $4) and Bob's Red Mill's tapioca starch (again, about $4). While this alone totals about $12, the only thing I would have to buy a lot of would be the brown rice flour. The others are used in small enough quantities that they should last a bit longer.

Instead of Eggs - The cashier at Whole Foods recommended Ener-G Egg Replacer ($6, surprising, it was cheaper here than anywhere else). This is not a full-on egg substitute. It only replaces eggs in baking.


Instead of Milk - Apparently, you can use non-dairy milks in baking. I just went with Rice Dream ($1.79 at Wegman's)



Instead Butter or Soy-Based Substitute - Spectrum's Organic All-Vegetable Shortening ($6.50) is a must. It tastes nothing like butter, but it works as well.


Instead of Yogurt or Soy-Based Substitute - I had no idea that Turtle Mountain's Soy Delicious also made a non-soy yogurt: So Delicious' coconut milk yogurt ($3 for a large container). The plain one does indeed have a coconut aftertaste.


And to bind it all together - The one final thing that must go into all allergen-free baking is xanthan gum. This is what binds everything else together, and this is what helps a gluten-free baked product act gluten-y. It is also precious, as it is almost impossible to find for under $10. I found a bottle of Now Foods brand of xanthan gum at the Natural Market in Timonium for $9. But as I said above, it will last me for a long while.

Along with these ingredients, I also needed
  • fresh lemon juice (the lemon was $1)
  • baking soda and double-acting baking powder (check and check)
  • granulated sugar (this is allergen-free, not diabetic-friendly) and salt (got that too)
  • vanilla extract (I had that, but I checked later and it said it was indeed processed in a plant that processes soy and tree nuts. So, ironically, this cake ended up being unfit for an allergenic eater after all.)
The complete assortment of ingredients

The one thing that I most noticed while assembling this cake was that it has extra steps that a basic yellow cake doesn't usually have: assemble the flour (normally done ahead of time), Then whisk together the dry ingredients. Then mix the coconut milk yogurt and lemon juice. Next cream the shortening, etc. Eventually, after alternately beating the yogurt and flour mixtures into the shortening-sugar-vanilla-egg substitute mixture, the batter was ready to go. On a nice side note: you can eat as much of the raw cake batter as you want since it has no raw eggs ready to make you ill.

After 30 minutes or so the cake was done, and ready to cool down. Something else caught my attention: neither of the cakes rose. Instead they were very flat in the pan. I'm not talking cookies here, but all the same, they didn't need to have the tops trimmed off.

Upon trying the un-frosted cake, I can only say that the flavor was somewhat unexpected. It was mildly citrusy, probably due to the lemon juice. But it also had a flavor I can't really describe. This probably comes from the rice flour. I can't put my finger on it but upon eating it I could definitely tell that this was not a wheat-based cake. It's not a flavor I'm used to, and it's not one I really want to go back and try again. But it's not one that I wouldn't eat if put in front of me. That and the coarseness of the Arrowhead Mills brand of flour (remember, the author warned us) make this cake one that I'm not sure I can finish.

The finished cake. I've never been that good at frosting cakes, and the bottom layer broke on me. This sometimes happens with me and cakes.

But I will say this: the frosting is quite lovely. It isn't buttery, but it's not meant to be. And again, the basis for this so-named Velvet Frosting is the same soy-free palm oil shortening that I used in the cake. The recipe almost parallels a Domino Sugar recipe I use often for Vanilla Buttercream Frosting, but with palm oil shortening in place of the butter, and rice milk instead of the cow milk. Again, this may be wonderfully safe for a person with allergens, but it'll kill a diabetic! There is so much confectioner's sugar in this recipe. To make it, just cream the shortening and add confectioner's sugar - at which point it ends up very crumbly. Next, add the vanilla, lemon juice, salt and rice milk. You have to cream it for a while, and after several minutes it takes on a lovely consistency and is easily spreadable. In fact, I may wind up using Pascal's Velvet Frosting recipe for full-on wheat, milk and butter-based cakes.

Yes, allergen-free cake!

To make a long post short, if I did develop a gluten or soy allergy, I am glad I now have some experience making a gluten and soy free vegan cake. It can be done, people! But admittedly, it is something that takes some practice. This was my first try. Next up: another foray into the strange new (to me it's new) world of allergen-free baking.

Note: It just hit me that this is my 1,234th post!

Zhong Shan Restaurant

The City Paper's annual Eat Guide is out, and as usual I found out about some spots I had previously known nothing about. There's the Immeasurable Chicken and Waffle near Carroll Park, which is owned by a gospel trio of the same name (minus the food part of the name of course). Then there's the long-open Club Charles, which I now know has been using the kitchen of the long-defunct Zodiac, and cooking up some of the same menu items (I know they were famous for their vegan offerings, but please let their burger have been resurrected).

And then there is Zhong Shan Restaurant, an import from Philly that brings some much needed dim sum to downtown Baltimore. But what they are most known for, apparently, is their Chinese hot pot - or as they call it, "Chinese fondue - which sounds like a cross between Mongolian BBQ and pho: you get a choice of four types of broth, several types of meat (sliced thin and raw, which then cooks in the broth), several types of vegetables (I assume you can skip the meat if you want to go vegetarian) and choice of either vermicelli or Cantonese wontons. Though I wasn't going specifically for that, I did look for it on the menu. Since it wasn't on the one I got last night, I assumed it wasn't being offered at the time. But I could be wrong.

Zhong Shan is very bright on the outside and inside. A beautiful desk greets you on the other side of the door, and the friendly owners greet you behind that desk. Zhong Shan also does take out, but I wanted to sit down. The first thing that caught my attention was the dining room: it was empty. Granted, I was out well past the typical dining hour, but I'm not really used to being the only customer, so it always weirds me out. Don't ask me why - it just does. Fortunately, other customers showed up over the course of the hour or so that I was there.

As I noted, Zhong Shan is very bright inside, with gold colored columns and chandeliers in the middle of yellow and off-white walls, and a massive Chinese mural on the wall. Across from the mural is mounted an HDTV that was showing some sort of movie about people fighting. It was in Chinese, of course, but subtitled in... Chinese, so that didn't help me at all.

Since I couldn't find the fabled Chinese fondue, my eyes scanned over the dim sum offerings. It's been a while since I've had dim sum (between $3 and $5 per item, order at least three items), but it would have to wait again: I didn't know, but it's difficult for them to serve fewer than three different pieces of dim sum at a time, due to how they prepare it. Oh well, I'll just have to return again sometime, preferably before 3, for the taro dumplings, pork shu mai and chicken feet (icky in America but a delicacy in China, so why not try 'em sometime?)

While sipping the complimentary tea, my eyes did alight on the shredded duck ($16), but they were out of duck, so I went for the shrimp spring roll ($1.50 each) and crispy pork ($13). The spring roll was hot - meaning temperature hot, not spicy hot. It came with both duck sauce and chili sauce. I was warned that the sauce would be hot, but I didn't find it that hot at all. Then again, I like hot things, so my "not so hot" might be another's "OHMYGODTHISISSOHOT!!!" The spring roll was fine; it did its job.

The crispy pork, I was told, is one of their more popular menu items. Paired with white rice, it is a large plate of crispy breaded pork, mixed with slices of celery and carrot, and coated with a thin, sweet and sticky sauce that makes that duck sauce quite unnecessary. It goes well with the chili sauce, I might add. I can see why the crispy pork is so popular. It's not at all gummy or filled with breading and gristle like most crispy porks or chickens I have had in the past. In fact, beyond the coating there really wasn't much breading at all. Just a lot of pork - that's the point, is it not? It was delicious and I have to recommend it, but as usual I needed a doggie bag. The waitress gave me an extra helping of white rice to go along with it!

The folks who came in after me ordered up a few things, but I only got to see their side order of ribs. Damn, they were big. My only thought was "THAT is a SIDE order!?" I would've needed a doggie bag for that alone.

The total bill came to about $15 before tax and tip. I left a good tip, for the extra rice and the friendly service - I can't remember the last time so many people came by to ask me how the food was. I was even complimented on my chopstick-using skills! That made my night.

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Thursday, March 04, 2010

My high school is closing

As just announced yesterday by the Archdiocese of Baltimore, my alma mater, Cardinal Gibbons, is shutting down. This makes little sense, since (so the Baltimore Sun tells it) enrollment is actually growing. But with the school only being 48 years old, I guess it was a prime target.

It still sucks. Babe Ruth went there, you know, when it was St. Mary's Industrial School for Boys. That is long before it was Gibbons.

I don't have many of food-related memories of Gibbons. One that I do have relates to the discovery that warming hot dogs is a useful way to utilize a slow cooker. I also looked forward to the many average meals in the cafeteria. Funny when I was choosing between it and Mount Saint Joe, but the cafeteria was one reason I sided with Gibbons. I guess even way back in the late 80's, I was putting food first. By 1991 - my graduation year - I was done, and lucky to have gotten through my tenure at Gibbons having eaten anything (Crohn's can be a real bitch).

It goes without saying, I have to contact other people in my graduating class to commiserate.

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Separated through the Looking Glass?

I heard on the CBS Early Show this morning that Alice in Wonderland actress Anne Hathaway - whose White Queen is fascinating me much more than Johnny Depp's Mad Hatter or Helena Bonham Carter's Red Queen - has a surprising inspiration for her character. It's Nigella Lawson!


Lawson and cupcake, care of the Daily Mail UK


Hathaway and dormouse, care of Celebuzz

Apparently, there is a cooking scene and the White Queen cavorts herself in a Nigella-like manner, adding luscious things to some recipe she is making in front of Alice. Oh, that excludes the loogie she hurls into it at the end. Somehow I doubt Lawson would do that.

How a Jelly Belly cost me $182

I've had a bridge in my mouth for at least three years. That lasted until Monday morning when I was snacking on a Jelly Belly (love those cinnamon ones), and felt something big, hard and metallic in my mouth.

My bridge has never come loose before! Damn, and being part of the underemployed masses, I have neither dental insurance nor the money to spare these days. (Every penny is going somewhere.) But I couldn't just leave it out, so the call had to be made: I would need to visit my dentist.

She advised me, after I learned the hard way, that those crunchy and (especially) sticky things just have to stay away from that side of my mouth with the bridge. Because now that the bridge has come off once, it will likely do it again at some point.

Before you shake your head though, I have to note that I've been chewing sticky things on that side for a few years and it hasn't made it come off yet. So I guess I just got complacent. Of course, I now dread the day when I forget that rule and another wayward Jelly Belly pulls off my damn bridge!