Monday, September 28, 2009

Sweets, Sausages and Old Bay along Frederick Road

I had to run a few errands last week, and found myself passing through Catonsville and Ellicott City more than a handful of times while doing it. So when my errands were done, Frederick Road seemed like a good place to stop for something to eat.

Along the way to Ellicott City, I stopped in the small community of Oella. I got wind of an out-of-the-way deli from this year-old post from the How Chow blog. The no-nonsense JW Treuth has good fresh meats and fishes, including the too-intriguing Chesapeake Bay Sausage, with Old Bay in place of the Italian seasoning ($3.49 per lb). I am fixing it up right now with onions and peppers. This is a wonderful sausage for the hard core Old Bay fan, with a subtle but unmistakable Old Bay flavor.

I really need a new camera.

Once across the county line and into Ellicott City, I made a beeline to Sweet - a Bakery and Café, where I experienced a little bit of their bakery and a little bit of their café, all the while watching a bride-to-be swear that she just could not fit raspberry filled wedding cake samples into her stomach right now, but that it sounded so good. I was not there for the wedding cake, of course. Instead I ordered some chocolate top cookies and a red velvet cupcake. The cookies were soft - both the cookie part and the chocolate part - and were okay. The cupcake was one of the moistest and delicious red velvet cupcakes I have had in ages. Perhaps I was swung by the vanilla buttercream frosting on top - not soft, but slightly hard on the outside, like a good buttercream ought to be. Cream cheese frosting may be the normal way to go with red velvet cake, but I am a sucker for vanilla buttercream and will take that over cream cheese any day. The cupcake was about $1.50. I can't recall the price of the cookies.

Ain't it Sweet?

For the café part, I went for crepe. My goal was to get a breakfast crepe (served all day), but for $1 more (total $7) I got the cheese lunch crepe, which came with a side order of cantaloupe. What can I say? It was a simple buckwheat crepe filled with satisfying Swiss cheese. It was a pleasant and delicious lunch. That and I got an iced tea. Total spent at Sweet: $12, most of which was for the crepe.

I thought I was done, but was wrong, as the Sweet Cascades candy shop showed promise in my never-ending quest to find dessert applications for Old Bay. Theirs was a very simple crab-shaped candy - dark or milk chocolate - with Old Bay in it. That's it. $1.50 each. And they taste about how you would imagine, but don't shirk them because what you're imagining will actually taste quite nice - all sweet, salty and spicy at once.

UPDATE: Apparently my proofreading skills have gone far, faaar away.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

90 Second Apple Pie

From Vimeo, user Animi makes a super-fast apple pie.

one minute Apple pie from Animi on Vimeo.

Really, it's an honor just to be nominated...

I just found out that I was nominated for a Mobbie, the Baltimore Sun's "Maryland's Outstanding Blogs" award. Voting for the finalists - in many categories - runs from September 28 at 8:00 AM through October 9 at 5:00 PM. That's two work weeks and a weekend to vote. And you will find many of your favorite local food blogs have been nominated. So go ahead and vote! And if you DO vote for me, well... okay, I promise nothing, except thanks ahead of time :).

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Sua dose diária do estranho *

It doesn't get really weird until the gorilla shows up towards the end. This is an açaí fruit juice ad from Brazil's Do Bem.

do bem™ - Açaí Juice 100% fruit (Tic Tic Tac Wafer's Keyboard) from Hardcuore on Vimeo.



* Your daily dose of strangeness

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

BBF '09!

Yet another Baltimore Book Festival is upon us! No, there wil be no visits from food bloggers this time (not that I know of), though Adam Roberts' trip down here for a rain-soaked Book Fest last year resulted in my having to dry out the book of his that he signed with a hair dryer (let me rephrase: I dried it with a hair dryer. He didn't sign it with one). One year later, however, there are certainly other foodie authors making there way to Mount Vernon. That includes fellow blogger Dara Bunjon, who will be interpreting her favorite Julia Child recipe with other foodie authors, including Abacrombie Fine Food chef/recent Top Chef eliminee Jesse Sandlin.

It would be too exhausting to list all the folks at the Food for Thought Stage. Just go to the BBF website for a complete list.

Maybe I should write something sometime. People have told me that Beltway Snacking series should be in book form. Hmmm...

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

What to do with an eggplant

I bought an eggplant at the I-83 Farmers Market this weekend. I'm not usually a fan - especially when it's goopy and baba ghannouj-y, but I decided to give it another try. I just had to figure out a few things to do with it. Slicing it is a pretty standard way to deal with it. As long as you salt the slices for at least five minutes, they will leach out the excess water and bitterness in them. Salting them gave me a very nice texture. From there it was just 20 minutes in the pan, preceded by thinly sliced red onion fried in olive oil for a few minutes. To each of the eggplant slices I added a pinch of Moroccan seasoning that Cathy bought me last Christmas. The eggplants turned out moist but not soggy and went nicely with some couscous with chopped up cilantro.

Now if only I had remembered to remove the skin.

Today, I'm planning panko-encrusted eggplant, or maybe tempura?

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Because it's Eid Ul-Fitr


Remembering the world's biggest bowl of tabbouleh, from a Guinness record-breaking salad made at a school in Ramallah! Sure, it's from June of 2006, but you must admit: it'd be one hell of a way to break a fast! Linked from the Huffington Post website, where you can judge it against 19 other world's largest foods. They left out that crabcake from HonFest, but I emailed them about it so you don't have to (REUTERS/Loay Abu Haykel).

Friday, September 18, 2009

Because it's Rosh Hashanah

Mmmm, don't you want it?

Holiday "food porn" (not my words) courtesy of deli meister David Sax at the Atlantic Food Channel.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Hospital food

Thanks to those who have offered kind words, prayers, and the like. It looks like my father's almost out of the woods (knock on wood), so I can now fret about other things again.

One thing I should fret about is having to eat food from the hospital cafeteria. Take the one at St. Agnes, for example, where I ate lunch each of the last two days. While the staff is peachy and very helpful, the food is, well, uneven. But that's to be said about the offerings at any hospital cafeteria. I've had similarly uneven eatin' in other hospitals (Thanksgiving at the University of Maryland Medical Center? Bleeeeh.) Still I am grateful, at least, that I have my choice of what I can eat, instead of being confined to "Bombay chicken or vegetarian meatloaf". Hell, once you've been consigned to a week's worth of "strained cream of chicken soup with jello" you tend to appreciate even the veggie meatloaf.

I am also amazed at how much, um, junk is now being sold to visitors and employees in hospitals. Again, take St. Agnes: twenty years ago it was pretty much the cafeteria. Today, they also have a Subway, a Pizza Hut-type place, an espresso kiosk and a Chick-fil-a (that guy that goes around the country stalking Chick-fil-a grand openings probably missed that one). Plus, you can now buy candy in bulk. You have to hand it to the typical hospital cafeteria, though: the prices for their standard cafeteria food are not unreasonable.

Here's what I ate (prices are approximate):

Tuesday:

  • vegetarian quiche with broccoli (about $3.00 for a rather large slice): gummy, inedible, spots of cheese embedded in between spots of egg and partially burned stalks of broccoli. Should've gotten the tilapia
  • roasted red potatoes (85¢ for a large helping of 15 half red potatoes): very nice flavor and texture. I should've passed on the quiche and gotten a plate of these.
  • chocolate cream pie with meringue topping (don't remember the price - $1.25 or so?): the chocolate had a grainy texture and a very strange flavor. Carrot cake anyone?
  • Diet Coke ($1.00 or so for 16 oz): it's Diet Coke from a fountain, whaddya expect?
Wednesday:
  • low-fat meatloaf ($3.50 for a generous slice): so much better than that quiche. It didn't really taste low-fat to me. The gravy was a little on the salty side, but overall quite edible. I would get it again.
  • mashed potatoes with gravy ($1.00 or so for half a plate's worth): standard, went well with the potatoes
  • roll (just don't remember): a roll from a bag
  • Diet Coke (8 oz for 85¢): see above
  • forgettable side salad (about $4.50 per lb): I picked at it

And I thought I'd have to hide my credit card number

Not sure if I will be eating there tomorrow. My father looks like he's going home soon - if only he'd eat, goddammit!

Monday, September 14, 2009

Dinner after an exceptionally bad weekend

It's been a long end to a long day, after a very long and dark weekend. But my father's finally in the hospital getting what he needs to make him better. Of course I'm still worried, but anyone would be. Fortunately they let my mother stay with him. Very devoted they are.

After work (part time) tonight I went back to their house, but not before stopping at home to pick up some dinner. I just went ahead and grabbed it and brought with. Pesto pasta with roasted red peppers and broiled cherry - actually, "candy" - tomatoes haven't been as comforting before as it is now. I just feel - knocking on wood here - that everything might just be okay, since it sure as hell wasn't 24 hours ago.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Food Science with Julia Child

Julia burns her food on purpose - yes, on purpose - in the name of science. This is from an 80's science series on PBS, The Ring of Truth with Phil Morrison.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Nota bene

Blogging may be light (though not non-existant) for a week or two, for family reasons. Just keep us in your prayers if you're the prayin' kind, and wish us well if you're not.

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Top Chef: Vega$!!! Drinking Game Rules

As y'all have seen by now, I am not bothering to live blog Top Chef: Las Vegas as I did with TNFNS5. I'm just not "feelin'" this season, man. And yet, I watch. Perhaps I will live-blog it at some point before the series is over, but for now I'm merely content with watching the show and making the occasional bitchy comment.

Still, I would be remiss to not provide past fans of the live blog format with my favorite way to occupy myself during the hour to 75 minutes that Top Chef is on: the drinking game! So as I nurse my Lancaster Brewing Company Milk Stout tonight, I'll be playing along like so. Feel free to play along. Please don't drive while playing this drinking game. Thank you.

DRINK ONCE:
* whenever any judge or other person makes a face while eating
* whenever your home state or hometown is mentioned during those cheftestant interview spots (applies only to people who come from the same states as these goofballs on this show - anybody from Frederick or Baltimore, y'all have been warned)
* whenever any cheftestant is shirtless (men) or otherwise scantily clad from the waist up (women)
* whenever any overweight contestant calls himself or herself "fat" in some way, shape or form
* whenever Hector says something sexist or looks particularly Klingon-ish
* whenever any cheftestant gets wistful about his or her spouse / girlfriend / boyfriend / family / kids / cat or dog / hometown / home state / home region / etc.

DRINK TWICE:
* whenever Mike I. acts particularly douchebaggy (yes I know you could get drunk fast with that one)
* whenever any cheftestant throws a fit or does something "dumb" in the kitchen
* whenever Mike and Bryan (the brothers) fight or act lovey-dovey in that brotherly way
* whenever Toby Young acts like an ass (will go into effect if and when Toby Young is brought back onto the show)
* whenever the Voltaggio brothers both end up in the top or bottom
* whenever anyone whines about having to do a pastry challenge, because "I don't do pastry, asshole!"
* whenever the judges do something gimmicky because it's "VEGA$!" (that $15,000 for example)
* whenever anyone - anyone - gets weepy or sappy, for any reason.

DRINK THRICE (?):
* whenever someone refers to himself or herself as a "bitch" in any capacity
* whenever each Voltaggio brother wins one of the night's challenges (say, Mike wins the quickfire and Bryan wins the elim)
* if anyone gets pants'd

DOWN THAT GLASS (OR TAKE 5 SWIGS FROM THAT BOTTLE):
* if and when anyone hooks up and makes out

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

From Lebanese to Japanese: Labor Day in DC

Since yesterday was the last day for summer hours at many of the Smithsonian's museums, I decided to race down and take advantage of them. Although I've been going since I was a kid, I just can never get enough of the museums - which are all free, mind you. And I got good use out of my Metro Pass, as I hauled it from Woodley Park to see the National Zoo, down to Metro Center from which I walked a good 20 minutes to the American History Museum.* I always learn something new, no matter how often I see the exhibits. A few new things from yesterday's visit:

  • There is a new baby gorilla at the Zoo, born in January.
  • No matter how many signs say "The gorillas prefer it if you approach them slowly, backs toward them, and never look them in the eye," almost nobody pays attention to that - or else all those families staring at the gorillas just misunderstood.
  • The newly-refurbished First Ladies' Exhibit at the Museum of American History is a lot more superficial these days. They've redone it from the most recent version, which chronicled the various roles of the First Lady in American culture - (national hostess, campaigner, mother figure, power wielder, etc), back down to what it used to be: an exhibition of gowns and objects. And it's much smaller now. What they had on display was cool, but the exhibition overall is now very disappointing.
  • The Julia Child kitchen exhibit, however, never disappoints.
  • I had not realized that the events in the Star-Spangled Banner - written, of course, at Fort McHenry - happened 195 years ago this Saturday, September 12.
  • Trilobites molted somewhat like blue crabs. I've seen that trilobite exhibit at the Natural History Museum for decades and this is the first time I bothered to read it.
  • There is a great new forensic anthropology exhibit. I only saw the back end of it since I entered from the Origins of Western Civilization hall (I have until February of 2011 to go back and enter from the front), so I missed a good bit of it. But the part I did get to see was the lead coffin, skeleton and forensic reconstruction of St. Mary's City resident Anne Wolseley Calvert, the most important woman in the Maryland colony in the 1650's (this page has the current reconstruction of Goody Calvert as seen at the exhibit).
  • There is also a brand new soil exhibit. I never knew that soil could be so interesting until yesterday. You think I'm kidding but I'm not.
  • And I love the new Ocean Life exhibit. The blue whale and the giant squid are back.
  • The Air & Space Museum has a new interactive exhibit that the kids will love: how can things fly? It's nifty. Oh, and they've already relabeled every instance of Pluto to "dwarf planet".
Of course I got hungry while I was down there, but it is easy to spend too much money, and with me on a budget I simply had no choice.

For lunch, I went to the Lebanese Taverna across from the Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan Metro. Honestly I had no idea it was a franchise. It was a beautiful day to eat outside - even with the rain, since I was under a canopy. Mondays in September there are low-priced lunch options (I think the Baltimore location has that, too).

The complimentary bread was, to be nice, chewy and tough. Perhaps that's how it was meant to be, but it's not how I like my bread. However, the grape leaves (about $3) that I ordered as my appetizer were quite good. Usually grape leaves have a nice tanginess but that's it. These had something extra that I can't quite place my finger on, perhaps an extra citrusiness. These were good, and made the bread a bit more bearable. It's also strange how filling four grape leaves can be, at least in the short term.

Grape leaves

For my entrée, I had a dizzying array of choices, but I finally chose the riz bel djaje ($7 on Mondays in September, more on other days of the week), which the Lebanese Taverna describes as "boneless chicken breast served on a bed of spiced rice, almonds and pine nuts and yogurt salad".

Riz Bel Djaje

The phrase "boneless chicken breast" should have been my clue to not order it, because I rarely have good experiences with chicken breast. It is usually some degree of tough and chewy on the outside, dry and stringy on the inside. Sadly, this is what this chicken breast was. It was better than many chicken breasts I have eaten, but it was still not great: the outside was mildly tough and chewy, except where it was directly touching the rice. It was moist in those spots. Inside it was a little dry and stringy. I ended up picking through the chicken breast and leaving about half of it on my plate. The rice pilaf upon which it sat was what salvaged this meal. It had a wonderful flavor and texture, fluffy and moist. Had I just eaten the grape leaves and the rice, sans chicken breast, I would have been happy.

The service was also frustrating, as the waiters actually forgot about me after I sat at my table, twiddling my thumbs while three different waiters that had come to my table during my meal passed by and helped others. One waiter apologized, but this is the kind of thing that keeps me from going back, or recommending a place to others. I hope this doesn't reflect on Baltimore's branch of the Lebanese Taverna. If I go there, I won't be ordering the riz bel djaje.

Dinner was at my perennial Chinatown favorite Wok N' Roll, in the famous Mary Surratt House where John Wilkes Booth colluded with others to assassinate Lincoln and his Cabinet (only Booth succeeded, and we know what happened to him. Surratt was hanged for treason). No doubt, Surratt didn't serve her houseguests the satisfying crunchy salmon roll or nigiri sushi I ordered last night. I forget the name of the roll, but it was only $7 and it consisted of salmon and avocado on the inside and crunchy on the outside. For another $3 I ordered two pieces of mackerel sushi, of which both the mackerel and the sushi rice were perfectly warmed to room temperature, and the mackerel was nicely velvety. Another $2 for soda amounted to $12 before tax and tip. The service was better than the Lebanese Taverna, too, so they got a 20% tip instead of a 15% one.

Other photos:

For a sec, I thought it said "Elevator Outrage". That might not be too far from the truth if you want to use the elevator.

Hey, orangutans gotta eat, too. The male on the left was monopolizing the hay in the feeder, and his "friend" was not liking it.

Julia Child's kitchen. No butter offerings left by random food bloggers that day.

Goody Anne Wolseley Calvert, wife and First Lady of the colonial governor of Maryland of Philip Calvert, ca. 1650's - before...

...and after

* Yes I know there's a Smithsonian station right on the Mall, but I didn't want to bother with transferring from the Red to the Blue/Yellow Line, and I don't mind walking.

Lebanese Taverna on Urbanspoon
for Lebanese Taverna (Woodley Park location)

Wok & Roll on Urbanspoon
for Wok N' Roll (Chinatown)

Sunday, September 06, 2009

Recession Watch: Should I add ads to the blog?

As I have Tweeted earlier, I've been leery of adding ads to this blog. For me it has always been a hobby and nothing more. A somewhat pricey hobby at times, but still a hobby. As some of you know, I am on the hunt for a full-time job. In the meanwhile, an extra source of income might not be bad. But I know that it won't bring in very much if any revenue, so is it really worth the trouble to clutter the site with ads when it won't make more than a handful of coins a month?

BTW, if you plan to spam the comments, my email or my Twitter feed with "revenue-making" "offers" I will eagerly delete them without a second thought. Sometimes I don't even read it, and I never click on links in unfamiliar emails sent to me.

Potatoes and Peas Vindaloo

I don't think Julie Sahni's Moghul Microwave gets the accolades it is due. It introduced me to the joys of South Asian eatin' years ago, when I was still a young kitchen experimenter - by letting me know that the microwave was just another kitchen appliance, not merely something for heating frozen dinners. One of the first recipes I ever made out of this wonderful cookbook was Sahni's potatoes and peas vindaloo.

First, you need to make one recipe of vindaloo sauce, which (as she points out) is great on hot dogs. After grinding the spices, you nuke onions, garlic and ginger in olive or mustard oil the microwave, then add the ground spices and finally a mixture of water, tamarind paste, kosher salt and tomato purée. I prefer the tubed tomato paste, which gives a much, much stronger tomato flavor. I tried puréeing fresh tomatoes, bought from a farm no less, and the flavor just wasn't that strong for me. So this is one of the few times I would actually recommend using something from a tube instead of something fresh.

This vindaloo sauce can survive for a year in the freezer. Just put it in ice cube trays, then microwave or pan-heat it up if you want to use it. I do this with pesto as well.

Once you have this done, nuke some small potatoes (yes, these I got at a farmer's market, and they do in fact taste better than the ones in the store), with a little salt, a little water and a little olive oil. Next, dump some peas and the vindaloo sauce in with the potatoes, nuke it some more and you are done.

It goes great with basmati rice, which I cooked in the breadmaker with turmeric, butter and craisins mixed in. To flesh out the meal, I stir-fried some broccoli and carrots in more butter and turmeric. I'm hoping to use both the butter and the turmeric more often. I finished it off with some garlic naan and some meat samosas I got at the Kabab Stop in Mount Washington. Good place, but make sure you bring cash if you don't plan to spend more than $10.

Notes from Trinacria and Lexington Market

I haven't been to Lexington Market in ages, and I've only been to the nearby Trinacria Italian deli once, so the other day I headed over to both. I spent $20 altogether - more than I had planned - but got some good loot for my troubles:

* God I love all the other stuff they have there. It smells wonderful there, too.
* The tiramisu from Trinacria is wonderful. You need to buy some, especially at $2.50 a slice.
* I wanted a cannolo but forgot to order it. I'm a doof.

Altogether I spent about $11 at Trinacria, for tiramisu, some anchovies, polenta in a tube and some mozzarella balls. The tiramisu was clearly my favorite thing. I will definitely get that again.


Over at LexMart, I know that you can find many things. I had heard Jane and Michael Stern on last week's installment of The Splendid Table speak wonderful things about Lexington market (of course), particularly Faidley's. I was surprised to find out that you could get squirrel and muskrat at LexMart, too. So I figured I would try to find it:

* I parked on street, cut through parking garage and ended up iin Lex Mkt East, that smallish addition across the street from the BIG main market
* I couldn't find the squirrel, but I had no idea that Faidley's - which carries blue crabs in just about any Chesapeake-friendly format - also carried muskrat. I didn't catch the price. I did see raccoon advertised at $20 a pop. They were out when I went.
* There was also a roach in Faidley's. Ick. It would've ick'd me out even more but in a massive market like Lexington, is it really any surprise that there are roaches anywhere?
* As I Tweeted a few days ago, I have discovered that Bergers cookies are no longer the best cookie in America. That title now belongs to Bergers cookies bought freshly made at their Lexington Market stand.
* Go to their stand and you see first-hand that Bergers makes sooooooo much more than that famous cookie. I had no idea that Bergers made snickerdoodles. Good snickerdoodles. I bought about $7 worth of Bergers legendary cookies, plus a chocolate top and some butter cookies and the aforementioned snickerdoodles.
* Also had a very nice chili hot dog from Konstants. More than made up for the three fried oysters I had earlier, each buried in a massive pillow of breading. It should be a crime to do that to an oyster.

Trinacria on Urbanspoon

Thursday, September 03, 2009

Half-Priced Steak Night at the City Café

Ah, the City Café. Luckier than most Mount Vernon businesses in this recession, it seems to still be doing bang-up business. Like the posh Eden's Lounge across the street (I still need to stop in sometime soon), the City Café is not a victim of the crappier-by-the-week parking situation on Charles Street. You couldn't park anywhere last night on some of the most well-traveled blocks. That couldn't have helped the recently-shut-down Brass Elephant in this economy. In addition, the City Café has a constant supply of gay & lesbian clients streaming in to keep it open. That's what made me stream in last light to meet a friend for dinner. Scott and I caught up and after ordering some coffee and cappuccino, we found a table and sat down for dinner.

We started off with a few appetizers. The meat-lover's pizza could have easily been my entire dinner, but I had some help, and Scott took some of it home for later. It was pleasantly salty, though a little soft and goopy. The mix of cheeses, meat sauce and pancetta alone ensures that I will go back for it. The $7 price tag is the extra motivator. The edamame was alright, though it's not something I would normally order myself. I was eying the fried green tomatoes with crab, but I passed on them for another time. Whatever. What we ordered went well with my $6 Dogfish Head IPA, though for only a dollar more I could've gotten the blueberry lemonade cocktail.

For the entrée, I was going to order the obligatory burger. But it was half-priced New York strip night so I decided to go ahead and get that. To go along with that we ordered a helping of the lobster macaroni & cheese to share. There were good and not-so-good aspects to this part of the meal, though overall I'd say it was more good than not. The $15 steak, first of all, is not half priced. It's normally $23. No amount of fuzzy math is going to make 15 into half of 23.* That was the only really bad thing about the steak, which was nice and rare for me, very tender, and though a little chewy I still liked the slight crispiness of the fat on the side of the steak. I also liked that I could only finish half, and took the rest of it home with me. Scott suggested I could make that into a very nice sammich. Never heard of a strip steak sandwich. Pit beef maybe, but not a nice, thick strip steak. Oh well. Love ya, man, but I'll probably just eat it on the plate.

New York strip steak at 67% the price, with full-price lobster mac n' cheese

Those mashed potatoes were also wonderful, not quite buttery but they had a really good flavor that I can't quite place. I was less thrilled with the Italian green beans. I mean they were alright. They had a nice green bean flavor, and the tomatoes were really tangy, too. I guess the flavors just didn't mesh for me. At least the green beans were fresh. The part of the meal that was really lacking was the lobster mac n' cheese ($8). Though we liked the flavor, the texture was not very appetizing. A macaroni and cheese should be nice and creamy and thick, even a little crusty on top. This was basically a wet, slightly soupy mac n' cheese. It was like I was eating mac n' cheese-flavored macaroni salad with chunks of lobster in it. Oh, those chunks of lobster couldn't redeem it - in fact they didn't fit very well at all. Like the Italian green beans, the flavors just didn't mesh. I won't be ordering it again. Not one to waste food, I brought it home anyway. I can do something with it.

Thus ended a night of sometimes-choppy, mostly tasty food. If you head out to the City Café on a Tuesday or Wednesday night, my recommendation is to get the NY strip, but don't expect magic from those green beans. And forget the lobster mac altogether. Or if you're broke, that meat lovers' flatbread pizza will be more than enough to satisfy you.

* Don't believe me? My sister knows a guy who can get me some math manipulatives to show how impossible it is to divide 23 into two equal groups of 15. Always thinking like a teacher, recession be damned.

City Café on Urbanspoon

Nope, didn't bother to watch Top Chef last night

So I had to find out that Mike from Frederick/Los Angeles won again, and that Preeti got kicked out. Apparently, via All Top Chef, the spirit of cooperation was actually there last night. Too bad I missed it, but it isn't as if Bravo won't show it another twenty-three times between now and next Wednesday.

Oooh, Project Runway is on tonight!

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Milkman vs Mailman

Because Barats and Bereta still manage to kick ass.



Very vaguely reminiscent of that fight scene at the end of Hot Fuzz, only much smaller.

Trader Joe's Polenta in a Tube


Polenta in a tube. Sounds strangely disgusting. But it's pretty tasty. I sliced some up, drizzled the slices with some olive oil and sprinkled some salt on them, put some slices of cheese on top of each slice and sliced up some maters. Twenty minutes and 350° later, and I have soft and slightly sweet polenta with cheese and slightly roasted tomatoes. Though tasty, next time I'll leave it in a bit longer, or just pan fry it. But it's good, and it keeps in the pantry unopened for a good while. It was at least a month before I opened the tube.