Thursday, December 22, 2011

Snacking State-by-State: Montana II - It's Pemmican-tagious!

If I am reading Big Sky Cooking author Meredith Brokaw correct, Montanans eat a lot of foods that grow, walk and swim right around them.  This is something they've been doing for millenia, and much of that includes food preservation techniques that also give one a lot of energy.  Take, for example, that Great Plains classic ball of fat, berries and dried meat known simply as pemmican.

Official Name: State of Montana
State Nicknames: Big Sky Country
Admission to the US: November 8, 1889 (#41)
Capital: Helena (5th largest)
Other Important Cities: Billings (largest), Missoula (2nd largest), Great Falls (3rd largest)
Region:
 West, Northwest; Mountain (US Census)
RAFT NationsBisonPinyon Nut
Bordered by: North & South Dakota (east); Wyoming (south); Idaho (west & southwest); British Columbia, Alberta & Saskatchewan (Canada) (north)
Official State Foods and Edible Things: grizzly bear (animal - no longer eaten); blackspotted cutthroat trout (fish); Ponderosa pine (tree - the pine nuts, of course, not the trees)
Some Famous and Typical Foods: frontier foods and Native American foods; huckleberries, chokecherries; beef & bison; game (venison, moose, etc) & trout.

Pemmican, so notes Wikipedia, is a Cree word that shares the same etymology as the Cree word for "fat".  Although I'm showcasing it for Montana, it isn't specific to the state.  Pemmican has been eaten for thousands of years throughout the Great Plains and Canada's prairie provinces.  Once made, it lasts indefinitely in storage.  When European fur traders came to the area they adapted the food as their own.  Today you can find many recipes online for this high energy, high protein, low waste snack that just lasts seemingly forever.

Mark Sisson at the Mark's Daily Apple blog describes what early 20th century Icelandic-Canadian explorer Vihljamur Stefansson found out about pemmican when he first visited the Inuit:
Pemmican consists of lean, dried meat (usually beef nowadays, but bison, deer, and elk were common then) which is crushed to a powder and mixed with an equal amount of hot, rendered fat (usually beef tallow). Sometimes crushed, dried berries are added as well. A man could subsist entirely on pemmican, drawing on the fat for energy and the protein for strength (and glucose, when needed). The Inuit, [Vihljamur] Stefansson noted, spent weeks away from camp with nothing but pemmican to eat and snow to drink to no ill effect. [Sisson 2009]
The procedure sounds simple - just dried meat and melted fat, maybe mixed with some dried berries - but as I found out in my research, it is time consuming to make. Very time consuming.

Why the recent pemmican craze?  Apparently it goes back to the book NeanderThin, the book and now website that claims to tell you how to achieve a lean body by "eating like a caveman" (not that we actually know yet what exactly Neanderthals ate, but it probably wasn't just meat. Scratch that: it definitely wasn't just meat).  Since then several blog posts have been written about plebeian attempts to make pemmican.  I've looked at a few of them in preparing for this post.  The most straightforward of these I found on the NativeTech site, posted by R.L. Garritson, affiliated with the Les Roche Jaune Métis of Montana.  Perhaps the most entertaining was this one by Rix White - WildeRix - who like most would-be pemmicanistas attempts to make it from scratch.

As the Paleofood website [1998; 2011] points out, "The boiling of suet takes a long time. Many hours. It does not melt easily. I would start it early in the morning."  I don't have that kind of time, but fortunately I found a shortcut in WildeRix's pemmican post that turned ten hours of work into three!

The Recipe: Pemmican

In all truth, I used a few websites to make the pemmican you will see below, but I mostly went back to the aforementioned Mark's Daily Apple (who has helpful photos) and WildeRix (who has helpful humor) for guidance.  You will need the following to make your own quickie pemmican.  Yes, quickie pemmican.



* some sort of jerky - today beef is widely available, but I ended up with buffalo jerky from Trader Joe's ($5).  Yes, mine had lots of flavorings.  I didn't have the money, patience, time or equipment to buy a large beef or buffalo roast and thinly slice it, and I wasn't mass producing this stuff anyway.  One bag of jerky will work just fine for my purposes.
* suet, if you don't want to cut corners, or lard, if you do. Kim at The Nourishing Cook website suggested either suet or lard.  Though I ended up not using the lard, I got it out just in case I needed it.  You may need it too.  The truth of the matter is that it's not as easy to find suet - typically beef fat around the kidneys - as you might think.  If you don't ask the butcher you're pretty much up the creek.  I was about to give up when, imagine my surprise, I found frozen suet at Wegman's.  Seriously, these people seem to have just about everything.
* dried berries of some sort.  To stay in the Northwestern spirit, I used some dried blueberries (about $4), again from Trader Joe's, combined with some of those huckleberries I ordered through the mail a few months ago for that post about Idaho.  Since those were pricey, I have been saving them for the most special of occasions, such as this one.


The first thing I did was carve up some of that suet, which doesn't feel like wet and gooey fat that you typically are used to, but instead it feels like hard, waxy and crumbly fat.  I tried to dice it up but it ended up being easier to just kind of half-dice, half-chop it up with my knife.


Put your mincings into a baking dish of some sort.  Most people do what NeanderThin author Ray Audette advises, and simmer it barely covered with water on the stove top for about 10 hours until it reaches a temperature of about 260°F, at which time it'll start melting.  Neither I nor Rix White had the patience to do that.  Lucky me, White found out the hard way:
So I boiled my fat for about 3 hours, but it didn’t look like it was melting all the fat. When I thought about it, I realized that my fat wasn’t reaching the 250 degrees that Audette recommended. I don’t know if that was the problem or not, but I decided to abandon the boiling and put my fat in the oven. I picked out the stray meat (which hadn’t fallen down to settle in the water) and ate it–it wasn’t the best, but it wasn’t bad. Then I put the messy concoction in a casserole dish and baked it at 250 for a couple more hours. The oven method definitely seemed to work better. [White 2007]
After about three hours, I got just enough rendered fat to use for my pemmican.


You don't see it too well but there's pure liquid suet in there.


While the suet was rendering, I needed to dry out my jerky.  That sounds redundant, but jerky from the bag is actually too moist to just make right into pemmican.  You need to powder it, and so I had to dry it out somehow.  My solution: the microwave.


Yes, I am cheating here - native peoples, fur traders and Icelandic-Canadian Arctic explorers didn't have microwaves available to them but I do.  I ended up nuking a few pieces at a time in my 1100 Watt microwave at a very low setting: about 4 minutes (1 to 2 minutes at a time) at 30% power.  I tried 20% but it was just too low.  In the end I got jerky that looked slightly burnt but really wasn't, and was just about completely dessicated and hard.


Okay, the one thing which I made harder for myself was in the powdering of the meat.  Yes, to make pemmican you meed to grind the meat completely down into a powder.  Most websites recommend a spice or coffee grinder.  I just broke out my mortar and pestle.


After a few minutes the meat was mostly powdered.


Like so.


Funny that: I spent Friday night powdering buffalo meat.  I've had less interesting evenings.


See, how could anyone mistake the two? 


I also tried to more completely dry out my blueberries and huckleberries but the microwave actually seemed to get them less dry.  Eventually I would just throw in some of the dried berries as-is.


To assemble your pemmican, put the powdered meat into some sort of flat dish.


Next pour over top of it just enough of the melted suet (or tallow) to cover it, and mix it up.


Throw in some of those berries, and smooth it all out.


It will harden soon enough, but hell, why not just throw that bad boy in the fridge to speed up the process?


As I was first getting ready to eat the pemmican, my first thoughts were along the lines of "meat candy bar".  Ewww.  But it dawned on me that it tasted more like a roast with some sweet spots (the berries) in bar form. And this stuff will last a very long time, and not even in the refrigerator at that.  Granted, I am not going to be eating this on a regular basis, but it isn't meant to be eaten as a meal.  It gives energy when you most need it, and perhaps that is its best use.

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Wait - I'm taking you all  back to the Midwest!?  Yep.  I head south from Big Sky Country to the heart of the Great Plains, the home of corn, wheat, steak and maybe, just maybe one of America's favorite sandwiches (Omaha, can you hear me?).  We're off to Nebraska!

Sources:

Brokaw, Meredith, and Ellen Wright.  Big Sky Cooking.  Artisan: New York, 2006.

Garritson, R.L. "Pemmican".  NativeTech.org: Indigenous Food and Traditional Recipes.  Date posted unknown.  Copyright 2011 NativeTech.

"Kim" (contributor), "How to Make Pemmican – Great Snack for Hiking!"  The Nourishing Cook.  Posted 2010. Copyright 2011 The Nourishing Cook.

Paleofood.com.  "Rendering Suet for Pemmican".  Paleofood.com.  Date posted unknown.  Copyright 1998-2011 Paleofood.com.

Sisson, Mark, "How to Make Pemmican". Mark's Daily Apple.  Posted May 22, 2009.  Copyright 2011 Mark's Daily Apple.

Visit Montana.  "Baked Trout".  Reprinted from Butte's Heritage CookbookJean McGrath, author (Butte-Silver Bow Arts Foundation: Butte, MT,1980)

White, Rix ("WildeRix").  "The Pemmican Brief".  Posted February 28, 2007.  Copyright 2011 WildeRix.

Some information also obtained from Wikipedia's "Montana" page and other pages, and the Food Timeline State Foods link to "Montana".

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

BBQ Brisket for Hanukkah

Bobby Flay goes there.  Besides, who needs gelt when you've got BBQ?  Granted, it's a little difficult to play the dreidel game with, but still, it's BBQ!


Sunday, December 18, 2011

Fearless Leader Is Dead

Assuming the news reports are true about Fearless Courageous Leader Kim Jong-Il, we will never get to see silly photos like this pop up anew ever again:



It's Kim Jong-Il looking at a soft drink!  From the fun new Tumblr of the day, Kim Jong-Il looking at things.  I love the photo of him looking at rice.  Look the hell outta that rice, Jong-Il.  Go on.

Snacking State-by-State: Montana I - Get Yer Trout On

We are finally heading back to the Northwest, and Big Sky Country.  And unlike Missouri with its barbecue or Mississippi where you can find any typical Southern dish you can imagine, I pretty much know nothing about Montana and its food. Nope, nuthin'.  That's why I'm doing this project after all.

Official Name: State of Montana
State Nicknames: Big Sky Country
Admission to the US: November 8, 1889 (#41)
Capital: Helena (5th largest)
Other Important Cities: Billings (largest), Missoula (2nd largest), Great Falls (3rd largest)
Region:
 West, Northwest; Mountain (US Census)
RAFT NationsBison; Pinyon Nut
Bordered by: North & South Dakota (east); Wyoming (south); Idaho (west & southwest); British Columbia, Alberta & Saskatchewan (Canada) (north)
Official State Foods and Edible Things: grizzly bear (animal - no longer eaten); blackspotted cutthroat trout (fish); Ponderosa pine (tree - the pine nuts, of course, not the trees)
Some Famous and Typical Foods: frontier foods and Native American foods; huckleberries, chokecherries; beef & bison; game (venison, moose, etc) & trout.

Montana is a big place. A state stretching from the Northwest and the Rocky Mountains into the Great Plains.  Meredith Brokaw (yes, wife of that other, more famous Brokaw) grew up in neighboring South Dakota, and she describes Montana not just as Big Sky Country (which is also the name of her cookbook) but as a place of big dreams and big opportunities [Brokaw 2006: 13].  It's also big expanses between trips to the market, since things are a big more spread out.  Brokaw illustrates just how different - more foods that you grow yourself, more animals that you raise yourself, more fishing and hunting, and a lot less of heading to the supermarket for that least little thing:
...when you're seventeen miles from the nearest town you tend not to forget that quart of milk, so soon after [Tom and i] moved here I learned to run the kitchen not day to day but week to week, even month to month.  The pantry is stocked for two to three months at a time with the basics...and the garden gives forth all summer with vegetables and herbs of all kinds.  The freezers are all filled with bison and game, and the hen house is busy all the time, with each of the girls laying an egg a day.  It's a whole different way of life, and I like it.  Much of our sustenance comes from the land, and the kitchen is where we, not the shopping bags of exotic ingredients, make everything come together.. [Brokaw 2006: 22]
I wouldn't make it a week in Montana. I never remember everything at the supermarket, even with a grocery list.

So there is much reliance on what you get or grow yourself in and around you in Montana, combined with staples that you just don't forget.  This is reflected in the Native American, frontier and ranch recipes that I found in my research.  A nice collection of recipes is readily available at the official state travel site of Montana.  The collection contains many similar recipes you might find from Idaho, minus all the potatoes: several things made with huckleberries and chokecherries, wild game such as venison and - yes - elk, trout recipes, and so on.  Two trout recipes that jumped out at me were very simple recipes for baked and pan-fried trout.  I've fried so many things as of late - catfish, crab cakes, chicken, frybreads - that I just needed to bake for a change.  The Visit Montana.com website reproduces the following recipe from the Butte's Heritage Cookbook by Jean McGrath.  It is a baked and stuffed trout, and one fish is meant to serve one person.

The Recipe: Baked Trout


For your baked trout you will need:

* trout (duh.  If you don't catch it yourself, why not just go ahead and get it cleaned and scaled while you're at it?  Mine cost about $6 at Wegman's)
* butter (for both the filling and the sauce, which all cooks in the same dish - had this)
* bread crumbs (had it)
* onions (or in this case, shallots, which is what I had on hand)
* mushrooms (I used dried oyster mushrooms which I had around.  I didn't even reconstitute them, but just cut them up and put them in)
* fresh parsley (from my garden plot)
* dried thyme and bay leaf (had them)
* salt and pepper (yes, I had this)
* lemon juice and white wine (had these, too - you will pour these over the fish to make the sauce)


Throw into a saucepan the butter, onion, mushrooms and parsley.


Add the spices and dried herbs while stirring and letting the butter melt.


And then add the bread crumbs.  That's all you need for your stuffing.


Meanwhile, take  baking dish, grease it with even more butter, and place your trout in the dish.


Stuff that trout!


Next you will go about making your sauce.  Melt some more butter...


...and pour it over the trout.  Next add the white wine and lemon juice, and you're ready to bake it.


Bake the trout for about 25 minutes at 400°F.


Sometimes the best way to prepare a fish is just by stuffing it, basting it and baking it.  My grandmother used to do this all the time with fish.  I'm not sure why I got away from this - it's just too easy!  This is a simple and delicious preparation, which seems to be the norm in Big Sky Country.  No need for pretense!  Really I don't have much else to say beyond that.

Sources:

Brokaw, Meredith, and Ellen Wright.  Big Sky Cooking.  Artisan: New York, 2006.

Garritson, R.L. "Pemmican".  NativeTech.org: Indigenous Food and Traditional Recipes.  Date posted unknown.  Copyright 2011 NativeTech.

"Kim" (contributor), "How to Make Pemmican – Great Snack for Hiking!"  The Nourishing Cook.  Posted 2010. Copyright 2011 The Nourishing Cook.


Paleofood.com.  "Rendering Suet for Pemmican".  Paleofood.com.  Date posted unknown.  Copyright 1998-2011 Paleofood.com.


Sisson, Mark, "How to Make Pemmican". Mark's Daily Apple.  Posted May 22, 2009.  Copyright 2011 Mark's Daily Apple.

Visit Montana.  "Baked Trout".  Reprinted from Butte's Heritage CookbookJean McGrath, author (Butte-Silver Bow Arts Foundation: Butte, MT,1980)

White, Rix ("WildeRix").  "The Pemmican Brief".  Posted February 28, 2007.  Copyright 2011 WildeRix.

Some information also obtained from Wikipedia's "Montana" page and other pages, and the Food Timeline State Foods link to "Montana".

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Snacking State-by-State: Missouri IV - Ooey. Gooey. Buttery. Chewy.

Among all the recipes that Paula Deen has made famous, the gooey butter cake is perhaps the most famous.  Sweet, sticky, gooey and buttery - it is the essence of Miss Paula.  But the gooey butter cake does not originate in Savannah.  It is a St. Louis creation sold all over the St. Louis area, and the original isn't exactly what Paula Deen is making.

Official Name: State of Missouri
State Nicknames: The Show-Me State
Admission to the US: August 10, 1821 (#24)
Capital: Jefferson City (15th largest)
Other Important Cities: Kansas City (largest), St. Louis (2nd largest), Springfield (3rd largest), Independence (4th largest)
Region:
 Midwest, South; Wet North Central (US Census)
RAFT NationsCorn Bread & BBQBison
Bordered by:
  Iowa (north); Illinois and the Mississippi River (east); Kentucky and Tennessee (southeast); Arkansas (south); Oklahoma (southwest); Kansas (west); Nebraska (northwest)
Official State Foods and Edible Things: Eastern black walnut (tree nut); channel catfish (fish); Norton/Cynthiana grape (grape); bobwhite quail (game bird); crayfish (invertebrate)
Some Famous and Typical Foods: Midwestern and German foods to the north, Southern and Ozark foods to the South and in the center of the state; Kansas City BBQ (sweet BBQ sauce, with dry rub before barbecuing), gooey butter cake

There are various creation myths surrounding the gooey butter cake.  Most St. Louisans say the cake got its origins from a baking accident during the 1930's or early 1940's.  While What's Cooking America has two different reader stories about how their family members created the gooey butter cake, mostly what they say is that it was an accident that a German baker made while trying to make a coffee cake.  They can't really explain what they did wrong.

To make matters worse (or better, depending on your perspective), there are a few variations that made it difficult for me to choose one. The traditional one seems to have a sweet yeast bread crust with a gooey butter filling.,  Another variant had a yellow cake base with the same filling.  Different fillings can be made with or without cream cheese (note this Wikipedia reference) - the ones with cream cheese place the butter in the cake foundation.  Regardless, it's not exactly what Paula Deen would have us believe.

In the end, the version I made was the sweet yeast version with the buttery filling.  This particular recipe comes from the Serious Eats website, posted by Sydney Oland [2011].

The Recipe: Gooey Butter Cake

You will need the following, divided into the crust and the filling (for exact measurements, see the original recipe at Serious Eats):


For the crust you will need:
* yeast (one packet)
* warm milk (warm enough to let the yeast "blossom" but not hot enough to kill it)
* butter, sugar and salt (to cream together - I had all of this)
* egg and flour (had them)

For the filling you will need:
* even more butter (pile it on, folks)
* salt and sugar (again, to cream with the butter)
* egg and flour (again, had them)
* light corn syrup, water and vanilla (I forgot to put vanilla in the photo, but you do need this)


Start by warming your milk and sprinkling the yeast on top of it.


Next, cream together the butter, sugar and salt.


Mix into this the egg, flour and yeasty milk - do not add this until it bubbles.  After 10 minutes mine only slightly bubbled, leading to my dough not really rising too much.


Leave the dough under a towel for at least two hours, more if better.


While the dough rises, mix together the corn syrup, water and vanilla extract with a whisk.


Next, cream the rest of the butter, salt and sugar.


Blend in the flour, egg and corn syrup mixture.


And it should end up looking like this.


When ready, preheat the oven to 350°F, and press the dough into the bottom of a 9 x 13 pan.


Pour the filling over top of the crust, and spread it around.


Bake for about 35 minutes.


Despite my crust never really rising, I liked my gooey butter cake.  It was far sweeter than the recipe lets on - not a problem for me.  Maybe I left it in a little long since it was not as gooey as I had expected.  I could not get enough of this after I pulled it out of the oven.  I ended up eating several pieces.  It is that addictive.  The Serious Eats recipe suggests you eat this sprinkled with confectioner's sugar and drink it with strong coffee.  Not one for coffee myself, I will just eat this on its own.

- - - - -

We have reached the halfway point on this journey through the fifty states and then some.  Over the past year I've learned an amazing amount about half of the states plus the District of Columbia (including my own home state).  Only 25 more to go, plus one territory, because I feel like it.  The next stop in this second half of the series: the Big Sky Country of Montana.

Sources:

Adams, Marcia. Heartland: The Best of the Old and the New from Midwest Kitchens. Clarkson Potter: New York, 1991.

Bittman, Mark.  "For a Smoky Taste in Oven Ribs".  The New York Times website.  Published: December 4, 2009.

Goldwyn, Craig "Meathead".  "A taxonomy of American barbecue sauces".  Amazing Ribs website.  Last revised September 12, 2011.

Lee, Jennifer 8. "St. Paul Sandwiches (in St. Louis), Made with Egg Foo Young Patties".  The Fortune Cookie Chronicles website.  Published April 8, 2009.

"noahw" (Instructables.com user).  "Oven Smoked Ribs".  Instructables.com website.  Copyright 2011.

Oland, Sydney.  "Sunday Brunch: St. Louis Gooey Butter Cake".  Serious Eats website.  Published May 28, 2011.

Raichlen, Steve.  How to Grill: The Complete Illustrated Book of Barbecue Techniques.  Workman Publishing: New York, 2001.


STLToday.  "St. Paul Sandwich (Fortune Express)".  STLToday website.  Published August 17, 2011.

Stradley, Linda. "Gooey Butter Cake". What's Cooking America website.  Copyright 2004.

Some information also obtained from Wikipedia's "Missouri" page and other pages, and the Food Timeline State Foods link to "Missouri".

Look at the funny chef!

Ever since I caught a Thanksgiving marathon of Nadia G's Bitchin' Kitchen at my sister's house, I I have been fascinated by this hilarious show.  Those of you who have seen Italian-Quebecois chef Nadia Giosia (Nadia G) and her band of merry men may understand why I have taken to calling her the "anti-Sandra Lee": because she has edible food with a heavy dash of humor that is actually funny.  Plus, none of those irritating "tablescapes".

Which explains this all-star Christmas video from her recent Christmas special.  Watch for the rockin' guy in the Ravens jersey. Yeah you know who I'm talking about.



Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Why didn't I know about this before?

Phil Collins. Gorilla. Drums. It's all an ad for Cadbury Dairy Milk (which we can probably find at Wegman's).

And it. Is. Odd.



Encouraged to find this after watching the sumptuous "Walking in Your Mind" mashup by Ithaca Audio for the umptieth time. Oh and don't click on the box about the referee.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Snacking State-by-State: Missouri III - Meet Me in St. Paul, Louie!

Whenever I look at Midwestern states, I keep on finding strange (to me) sandwiches: Horseshoe sandwiches from Illinois.  Breaded pork tenderloin sandwiches from Indiana.  Loosemeats from Iowa.  Coney Island dogs from Michigan.  And though they aren't sandwiches, there was enough in the way of bread from Kansas (honey sunflower) and Minnesota (wild rice frybread).  So why not continue the trend with perhaps one of the stranger sandwiches I've read about in a long time.

Official Name: State of Missouri
State Nicknames: The Show-Me State
Admission to the US: August 10, 1821 (#24)
Capital: Jefferson City (15th largest)
Other Important Cities: Kansas City (largest), St. Louis (2nd largest), Springfield (3rd largest), Independence (4th largest)
Region:
 Midwest, South; Wet North Central (US Census)
RAFT NationsCorn Bread & BBQBison
Bordered by:
  Iowa (north); Illinois and the Mississippi River (east); Kentucky and Tennessee (southeast); Arkansas (south); Oklahoma (southwest); Kansas (west); Nebraska (northwest)
Official State Foods and Edible Things: Eastern black walnut (tree nut); channel catfish (fish); Norton/Cynthiana grape (grape); bobwhite quail (game bird); crayfish (invertebrate)
Some Famous and Typical Foods: Midwestern and German foods to the north, Southern and Ozark foods to the South and in the center of the state; Kansas City BBQ (sweet BBQ sauce, with dry rub before barbecuing), gooey butter cake

The St. Paul sandwich is found - of course - in St. Louis, and nowhere else.  It is not only unique among Midwestern sandwiches, but unique among Chinese restaurant dishes.  For you see, the St. Paul sandwich is an egg fu yung pancake between two slices of bread, with tomato, lettuce and onion slices, dill pickles and mayonnaise.  Jennifer 8. Lee, that authority on all things related to Americanized Chinese food (NB: her book The Fortune Cookie Chronicles) notes on her blog what one reader told her about it:
According to local legend, the St. Paul Sandwich was named by Steven Yuen at Park Chop Suey in St. Louis for his home town of St. Paul. It’s considered a fast food snack that is really cheap < $2. [Lee 2009]
She also notes that it isn't "as crunchy as the chow mein sandwich" [Lee 2009], but I should have done that one back when I was looking at Massachusetts.

The Recipe: St. Paul Sandwich

If you want to make the egg fu yung yourself, there are many recipes out there: pork, chicken, shrimp, beef, vegetarian, combinations thereof (this St. Paul sandwich recipe from STLToday makes a nice one with shrimp, chicken and beef).  Just follow whichever recipe you choose but ignore the sauce.  Or if you don't have the time or the energy to make your own egg fu yung just go to your local Chinese take out and buy some.

In addition to the egg fu yung you will need:


* two slices of white bread
* mayonnaise
* lettuce (most use iceberg but I'm no fan, so I used some of the tastier variety from the bulk lettuce at the supermarket)
* tomato and onion
* pickle chips (normally dill, but I used some of those pickles I made way back in my Kansas pickle post)


The sandwich is simple: start with lettuce and slices of tomato (mine was Roma).


Add onion slices.


Then add your pickles and mayonnaise.


And finally the egg fu yung.


How to describe this unusual little sandwich?  One person said it was surprisingly heavenly: the most unusual fried egg sandwich.  My egg fu yung was fresh from the Chinese restaurant, but I could not really describe it as crispy.  But it was certainly a substantial sandwich, and a most unusual way to eat egg fu yung.  It's a pretty easy sandwich, but if I want my fried food crispy I guess I'll just have to fry it myself.  I did get a nice crunch from the onion though.

Sources:

Adams, Marcia. Heartland: The Best of the Old and the New from Midwest Kitchens. Clarkson Potter: New York, 1991.

Bittman, Mark.  "For a Smoky Taste in Oven Ribs".  The New York Times website.  Published: December 4, 2009.

Goldwyn, Craig "Meathead".  "A taxonomy of American barbecue sauces".  Amazing Ribs website.  Last revised September 12, 2011.

Lee, Jennifer 8. "St. Paul Sandwiches (in St. Louis), Made with Egg Foo Young Patties".  The Fortune Cookie Chronicles website.  Published April 8, 2009.

"noahw" (Instructables.com user).  "Oven Smoked Ribs".  Instructables.com website.  Copyright 2011.

Oland, Sydney.  "Sunday Brunch: St. Louis Gooey Butter Cake".  Serious Eats website.  Published May 28, 2011.

Raichlen, Steve.  How to Grill: The Complete Illustrated Book of Barbecue Techniques.  Workman Publishing: New York, 2001.


STLToday.  "St. Paul Sandwich (Fortune Express)".  STLToday website.  Published August 17, 2011.

Stradley, Linda. "Gooey Butter Cake". What's Cooking America website.  Copyright 2004.

Some information also obtained from Wikipedia's "Missouri" page and other pages, and the Food Timeline State Foods link to "Missouri".

Friday, December 09, 2011

Brilliant stuff you had! Great!

The title of this post is the most recent moderated comment that I received from some online academic paper writing website (if you don't know my opinions of the proprietors of those sites: they deserve the wrath of a thousand infernos.  Okay, maybe just a hundred).

Do spammers REALLY think I'm so dumb or desperate for comments that I will deliberately publish de-contextualized comments that lead to spam sites?  I'm not, though the brazenness is actually becoming amusing.