Tuesday, October 09, 2007

They-uh stoppin' that naked lunch up in Maine

Would I actually skinny dip for a free lunch? In Maine? Where it's cold? I don't think I'd do that. Unless it was really good. And really expensive otherwise.

Food haiku:

This boy "from away"*
Might strip down for lobstah** - but
First I'd drive apiece.***

All Mainese terms taken from the About.com page "Speak like a Mainer":
* from away: not from Maine
** lobstah: lobster, but pronounced like they'd say it in Maine
*** apiece: a long, undetermined distance, like the distance between, oh, Baltimore and Portland (big city in Maine) or Augusta (the capital of the Northeastern most state in the US)