Amateur Gourmet to NOT Appear on "Top Chef"

I truly don't know if Adam is kidding or not. But figure it out for yourself: the Amateur Gourmet's missed brush with fate and Top Chef. The five people I would invite to eat with me? It depends on the context, heheh...

UPDATE: Andrew Zimmern! I'd invite him! But only if he dragged my ass to some far off place for some of his bizarre foods.

Food haiku:

Don't invite Full House
To eat, or Padma will say,
"Pack your knives - and go."