Kind of makes you not want to be trapped in a lonely cabin with a cheeseburger ever again. Travis Betz is trapped - in diet helll! From the Receptionist.
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Next Food Network Star 5 - The Drinking Game!
Drink ONCE:
* If someone says or does something stupid * If someone talks wistfully about "their kids/spouse/parents/partner/dog, cat or goldfish * For every Food Network celebrity that pops up (just once per hour for each cheflebrity * Any of the guests (but not the judges or Food Network personalities) makes a face because of something food related * Whenever any of the competitors is seen in a state of half-dress (shirtless men / bra-clad women) * Whenever anyone says the phrase "YUM-O" *Whenever Debbie mentions that she is Korean or Southern (TWICE if she mentions both in the same breath) * Whenever Katie acts "dietitian-y" * Whenever Teddy acts "Teddy-like" (SUPERENERGETICOBOYOBOY!!!)
Drink TWICE if:
* Any team spends too much for their food * Any of the judges or Food Network cheflebrities makes a face because of something food related * Anyone says some variation of "I don't know if I can trust him/her"
Drink THRICE (?) if:
* Any of these yokels hooks up.
DOWN WHAT'S IN YOUR GLASS or CHUG YOUR BEER FOR FIVE GULPS:
* If anyone - ANYONE - cries, for ANY reason.
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John
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