No, NOW I've Seen Everything.

I was just watching G4's X-Play show (like Ebert and Roeper for video games, only less prestigious and with much, much lower production values). I saw this review for this strange video game for the Nintendo DS, called Cooking Mama. It's a game about cooking - you have to cook. Oh my. The review is much weirder, and quite disturbing. Especially the skit where they slaughter all those puppets.

Yes, you read that right.