Berger's Under Your Christmas Tree, Hon

New thing to send all my friends and family around the continent - Berger's Cookies! You can't find them in Oklahoma. Can't find 'em in Cali, either. Nope, not Michoacán. Just Maryland, hon.

And did you know they ship? Order now and... well, it won't get there before Christmas. But is that really a problem? You still get the damn cookies!