State posts start back up next Sunday, Labor Day weekend. Many people will be traveling and wanting to bring back beer and wine. True, Maryland's interstate-shipping-of-wine laws are finally changing for the better (slowly), but you still can't really mail yourself beer or wine. Legally, anyway. To wit: a primer on what you need to do to smuggle it into the luggage that the folks on the tarmac will almost certainly hurl into the plane as hard as they can.
Also note: since this post, Fat Tire as well as all of New Belgium's beers are now available throughout Maryland, Virginia and the District. So if you're flying from California or Colorado, please don't bother to pack that Hoptober. Not sure if Joseph Filippi Wineries out of Rancho Cucamonga, CA, has a Maryland wine shipping license yet.
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How to Pack Beer and Wine into Your Luggage (originally published June 3, 2009)
Yesterday was my day to reminisce around the Inland Empire and stock up on groceries that I cannot find Back East. I am surprised that I only spent $14 at the Fresh and Easy on supplies to take back home. I also went to BevMo, the local big box store for beer, wine and liquor, to pick up a 12-pack of Fat Tire Beer. Again, this is the good stuff that we can't get in Maryland or almost anywhere east of the Mississippi River (they sell it in Tennessee, and maybe now North Carolina, but I'm not hedging my bets on that).
If I lived in most other states, this would not be a problem, and I could just ship it back home. But we live in a state with such blaring blue laws that we are not even allowed to mail alcoholic beverages to our own houses. They can also sell alcohol in their supermarkets outside the Old Line State, people. On Sundays. Everywhere. It's true, people.
So my real challenge was to find some way to fit all this beer, along with the two bottles of wine from Rancho Cucamonga's Joseph Filippi Winery, into my luggage while at the same time:
- making sure they don't break; and
- making sure they don't push the total weight of the luggage above 50 lbs.
Since I couldn't really use other people's socks, I had to buy some. This required a trip to the local 99¢ Only (a big and increasingly popular chain in California and much of the Southwest), where I bought two packages of ankle biters for a grand total of $1 each. Add to that a box of 12 Ziploc bags for $1 and two dish towels for $1 each, and I was ready to do my packing (NB: I also found Cadbury Cream Eggs from Easter for 25¢ each; only a few were oozing).
When I found out that a 12 pack of Fat Tire weighs all of 15 pounds (thanks for the use of the scale, Jim), I had the new problem of decreasing the weight in my suitcase. As a result, I am using some of my clothes as packing material for those groceries I bought.
My first step was to take the beer out of its box and start wrapping each one in a sock. At first I just slipped it over the beer, but I figured out that by readjusting the sock I could cover top and bottom, and then staple the sock shut. The part of the sock that still exposed some of the bottle got some toilet paper stuffed next to it before I fit it snugly into its gallon-size Ziploc bag.
With all of the extra padding I could only fit ten of the bottles into the box. Don't fret, beer fans! I left some for Gil (I would've left some for Jim, but he isn't really a beer person). Even better, after all was said and done the total weight of the box had decreased to 13.5 pounds! That was minus 2.5 pounds for losing two bottles of beer, and adding one pound of packing material (socks, Ziploc bags, newspaper, tape).
I'll let you know tomorrow how well it worked.
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NB: As I recall, it worked beautifully