My God, someone went around to both the area Trader Joe's and bought up all the plain pizza dough (just 99 cents per pound). I'm not kidding - ALL of it. I stopped at the one in Pikesville, and the nice guy (kind of cute, too) told me this. He was so nice as to go into the back to check if there were any more. No more. So I bought some of the whole wheat pizza dough, and then drove to the Towson location on a hunch. Same - only whole wheat and garlic & herb, and lots of each, but no plain.
So to the person who went to both Trader Joe's in the Baltimore area and bought up all the plain pizza dough (again, just 99 cents a bag), a haiku:
Fifty bags of pizza dough?
World's largest calzone?
Dude, nobody needs
THAT much dough for pizza. Please:
Don't hog all of it :|