Because there's a very big football game today

I am very specifically not interested in this year's Super Bowl - and yes, that's because there are no Ravens in it. But many Bawlamorons will indeed be watching (and likely rooting for those Packers - the enemy of my enemy is my friend, yes?) Try not to gain too much weight during this game today, when the Super Bowl hits the big X-L-V. This video from CBS last year gives some tips, courtesy of the folks at Men's Health, on how to not put on too much weight today. Of course, nothing specific to this year's winners. Cheese would be the obvious choice for Packers snackers. As for Pittsburgh? Well, there are all those zombie movies, so...